Undertale Shit

Dic or nah?

This is how to teach you if a character has a dick or not :D
And when it's acceptable to fuck them

1. Think about the gender of the character: Undyne and Alphas are female, if I see any damn fanart of one of them with a dick that's not a strap on I will scream. Toriel is also female. Frisk and Chara have no established gender so any form of sex with them should be avoided. Unless it makes sense, like an au where they specifically have a gender.

2. What is their species? Have you walked into science class and a massive glowing dong was hanging out from the pelvic bone on a skeleton? Has a toaster oven ever had a small mechanical dick attached to it? There probably will be no male genitals with Sans, Papyrus, or Mettaton. Gaster is debatable seeing as it's not fully released what or who he is. The goats, Asgore and Asriel, will most likely have genitals hidden under fur, and they will most definitely not be humanesque.

3. Is the character incorporeal? Napstablook fits in this category, along with the ghost forms of Mettaton and Mad Dummy. Seeing as they are just ghosts genitals are a possibility. But look back to the first rule: Napstablook doesn't have a gender released so we treat them like Frisk or Chara.

4. Think of their age. Frisk, Chara, and Asriel for the most part are children. Unless it's an au where Frisk or Chara are grown up and have a fluid gender they will not have large breasts or huge, throbbing cocks. Asriel is a different case, it purely depends on what stage of his life you use.

5. Is the character capable of intercourse? Do they have genitals? Great. Do they have the personality to actually want to have sex? Fantastic. If they don't fit into one or both of those categories, aus do count, then they should not be in a smut fic without proper justification. Yes, giving Sans a glowing dick would be possible if you go with the au that he is filled with determination. Papyrus, on the otherhand, requires that specific determination au for any type of sex to happen. Unless you're up for just foreplay or anything. But is Papyrus really the character to use for smut? He's an innocent cinnamon roll, so I wouldn't think so. Flowey. Yes, it's possible for him to have vines. Can those vines orgasm? NO. Unless you proper justification is used.

I'm not marking anyone for this or calling you guys weird, I love smut personally. But for this Fandom it can get a bit touchy. Sorry for kind of ranting but I hope this can kind if help you write smut better? If you're into that?

Idk it's almost my bedtime just take this.