Undertale Shit

Papyrus for President!

(Sorry this is late!)

*the camera flickers on, Papyrus standing in a suit with a small spaghetti-pattern bowtie*

Papyrus: Hello, humans! I, The Great Papyrus, am running for your position of 'president!

*the camera starts slowly drifting downwards*

Papyrus: *leans down, following the camera as it lowers* The following video will contain my entire running campaign, so please enjoy an---

Undyne: *runs into the scene* WHOOO VOTE PAPYRUS YEAH

*the camera collapses to the ground and cuts out*

*the camera comes back on to Papyrus standing in front of a red convertible that's parked in front of a large mansion, waving a stack of dollar bills like a fan*

Papyrus: Your president should know how to handle his money, luckily I, The Great Papyrus, knows exactly how. *he waves the dollar bills in front of his face, smiling*

Some guy: *walks out of the mansion* Hey! Get away from my car you freak!

Papyrus: Sans! Sans! Run! *the camera starts shaking as Sans runs with it, Papyrus running after him*

*the camera cuts out*

*the camera comes back on, Chara standing in front of it with a stack of papers*

Chara: *in a slow, robot like reading voice* You should vote Papyrus for president for many reasons. The first reason being that he is very handsome and great and Papyrus as president would be the best of things that could happen. *the camera starts slowly drifting outwards* If Papyrus was president he would make every Friday a national spaghetti day where everyone would have spaghetti, even if they were allergic to it. 

*the camera zooms all the way out and reveals that Undyne is holding a gun to Chara's head to make them speak*

Undyne: Sans, move the camera back in!

Sans: sorry. 

*the camera 'zooms' back in, actually just being moved closer to Chara's face*

*the camera smacks Chara in the face and it blacks out again*

Mettaton: *kicks leg up on table* Do you like spaghetti? *the scene switches and Mettaton kicks his leg up on another table* Do you really like spaghetti? *the scene switches again and Mettaton kicks his leg up on a table where a couple is eating a spaghetti dinner* Then you, darling, need to vote Papyrus for president.

Woman: What are you...?

Mettaton: Cut! Cut! This girl has just ruined the shot we have to restart!

Sans: we can't the film is constantly rolling and I have no idea how to edit.

Mettaton: Ugh.

Napstablook: *in the background waving a "vote for Papyrus" sign*

Mettaton: *kicks the camera so it cuts out*

*the camera comes back on to show a large flame and shouting in the background*

Papyrus: Undyne!! I said cook the spaghetti not burn it!!

Undyne: I didn't try to set the house on fire okay!

Sans: uhm guys i think the camera is rolling.

Toriel: *runs in with a fire extinguisher and sprays everything*

Papyrus: AAAAAGGGHHHHH *wipes the foam out of his eye sockets*

Chara: *runs in and kicks Undyne in the shin* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HOLDING A GUN TO MY HEAD YOU FISH BITCH

Undyne: I'M GONNA KILL YOU

*the camera blacks out again*

*it turns back on to a peaceful scenery*

Papyrus: This is Flowey. He's a midget child, he was forced to remove his entire body and have himself placed into a flower. If Papyrus was president, we wouldn't have to worry about these kinds of things happening to our youth.

Flowey: fuCK OFF BITCH

Papyrus: D-due to being in the flower for so long he's been having temper tantrums.

Flowey: *throws a stick at Papyrus, it misses and hits the camera*

Papyrus: It's perfection. I'll be president for sure! *clicks a button and the video begins uploading*

*everyone stares at the screen intently*

*three hours later*

Undyne: Still not a single view.

Asgore: I think you were a bit late for the running, Papyrus.

Papyrus: What?! This is....oh...

Chara: HAHAHAHAHAH TRUMP WON LOSERS 

Sans: *throws Chara out the window again*