Undertale Shit

Thieving Coward!!

(I really liked the thought of this scenario, credit to _Kit_Katz_ for this comment :> "Someone steals Pap's pasta and he starts blaming everyone?" heaheheh)

Papyrus: *ungodly screaming*

Sans: Oh boy. Bro, what's wrong?

Papyrus: *picks him up by the front of his jacket* You know very well what's wrong, you thief!!

Sans: Aww, Pap, what'd I steal, your heart?

Papyrus: *shakes him* NO!!! MY SPAGHETTI!

Sans: *snorts* Pfff---bro, why would I---or anyone---steal your spaghetti?

Papyrus: BECAUSE THEY'D BE JEALOUS OF MY MASTER COOKING SKILLS!! SABOTAGE! SABOTAGE I SAY!

Sans: Bro, I don't think anyone took it.

Papyrus: *puts him down* Well, maybe not you, you're too lazy you bonehead.

Sans: You've got me there.

Papyrus: But who could it be.... *looks towards the others*

*they sweat*

Papyrus: *squints* UNDYNE! I bet it was you!

Undyne: What---no! Why would I take your spaghetti when I could just make my own, you nerd?!

Papyrus: Hmmmm.....your alibi is valid. Well how about Mettaton, then?!

Mettaton: I can't even eat, darling.

Papyrus: *squints at him* Or can you....

Mettaton: I can't.

Papyrus: Good enough! Then you! *points to Alphys*

Alphys: *sweats* I-it wasn't me!!!

Papyrus: And why should I believe that? I bet you're the thieving coward!

Undyne: She was with me all day, Papyrus.

Papyrus: Or was she? *squints at her*

Undyne: She was.

Papyrus: Good point. Good point. Gah!!! Human! I bet it was you! You couldn't get enough of the last batch and just had to get some of mine!!!

Frisk: *shakes head no*

Papyrus: Aw man... Alright,alright! Whoever did NOT do the crime should definitely not NOT raise their hand!

*everyone raises their hand*

Papyrus:.....So....nobody did it?

Sans: Seems like it.

Chara: Maybe YOU stole it, thieving coward.

Papyrus:......OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!??!! UNDYNE, ARREST ME, I'VE LIVED A LIFE OF SIN!!! *falls to knees*

Undyne: I'm not arresting you for that.

Papyrus: *brink of tears*

Frisk: *walks back into the room from an unsaid leaving* *holding a small white dog* 

Sans: Bro, I think we found the culprit.

Dog: Bark! *barfs up some pasta*

Mettaton: Eww.....

Papyrus: *jolts up* AHA! SO IT WAS YOU, YOU THIEVING MUTT! *points dramatically at the dog*

Undyne: *rolls eye and joins him* HOW DARE YOU STEAL THIS DISH FOR YOUR OWN EVIL WAYS?!

Sans: You two should give him a bad time.

Papyrus: O-or we could just let him go....he is just a dog after all...! *sweats* 

(Ahh something about this was just really cute I'm sorry >w<)