snans wolks into the livin room drunk with a full blown tree in hs arms
"SANS WHY THE DUCK DO YOU HAVE A TREE IN THE HOUSE"
"it's fuckin cristmaz" snans slurs, proping up the tre
"so why a tree" undyn ses, starin a tit
"we gon decrate it"
"why"
"so we can seing and eat n shit"
"what is this for?" alphys akss
"for jESUS" snans passes out
papaya snaps
"WELL IF WE'RE BRINGING THE FUCKIN TREES INSIDE WHY NOT BRING OUR SHIT OUTSIDE" and he thros the lites outsid "TAKE THIS LAMP YOU DAMN SQUIRRALS"
"YEAH THAT'S MRE LIEK IT" undyne shouts and thros shit wi th papyay
"guys pls" alphy ses
"im goNNA DECRATE THE TREE" metta ses, throwing lites n shit on the tre
"PUT A STAR ON EET" snans ses, passin out agen
"ok..." napsta ses and then he pick s up metta and chucks im onto de tree
"OOOOOHHH YESS" metta ses, straikin a pose
"GUYS I FOUND A DEER" chara shouts, dragin a ded gyftrot inside
"LETS MAKE IT PRETTEH" asril ses throwin sprinkels on ett
"children, please" toriel ses
"NONONOnnonononoNOno" "babe" asore ses "we gotta maek it fly"
EVERYONE GASPS
"YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS" snans shouts frum the flor
so they stuck wings on the fckin deerthing and it go WHOOSH flyflybyebye
"what about food" toriel ses, regerting instently
"coOKIES" evryun shousts
"YES YES OF COURSE" frisk ses, slammin down the door "AND WE NEED A FAT GUY
"YESSSS BRILLIANT" undyn shouts pickin up frisk
"WHY NOT [your name]" asgore shouts
"aw helllllllllll nah" and then reder kiled evrything and there was red all over the walls
gaspu
thats why chrismas is red
"and that is how christmas came to be :)"
"but author didn't san-"
"sansa did it" "he brought us christmas"
"but"
"be greatful you get presents you lil shit"
"o--ok"
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Undertale Shit
FanfictionThis is basically a book of random stuff from the Undertale fandom There will be oneshots, reader-inserts mostly- And a ton of other stuff Including an ask/dare-box- I'll tell you who's in those when they open but yeah I'm not promising anything ser...
