Undertale Shit

Golly gosh wowie jeepers

Because apparently doing what this book is meant for isn't a good thing  here's a legit paragraph for everyone that complains about it, whether it be verbally or just in their mind

"You can't really want to go through with this..." Asriel mutters, gripping his striped shirt with his furry hands tightly.
"Of course I want to," Chara replies, smirking and holding the bouquet of yellow flowers in their small fingers. "It'll be funny, don't worry."
Asriel gulped and followed his adopted sibling into the kitchen where a pot of boiling water was. Toriel was humming as she was preparing tea.
"Okay, you know the drill," Chara says, lightly pushing their goat brother towards the queen.
Asriel sighed and walked up to his mom, hugging her arm and smiling up at her, "Momma, I have something I wanna show you! Me and Chara drew it."
Toriel chuckled and held her son's hand, "My child, it's 'Chara and I'. But do show me, I love the pictures you two make."
Asriel lead the goat monster out of the kitchen and towards the bedroom he and Chara shared. He glanced to the human who was dashing into the kitchen to set up their little prank.
Chara leaned over the boiling pot of water, the steam making their face hot they peered into it. They looked over to a knife sitting in its holder, their eye glistened with a sense of evil unknown to this world for many years. Chara picked up the knife and finely chopped up the flower petals, putting them in the pot when finished. The child stirred them in until they dissolved into the burning water, laughing quietly.
"Yes, it's very nice," Toriel says in the distance as the two monsters began walking back to the kitchen. Chara gasped and dropped the knife, it cutting a bit into their finger as they fled and hid beneath the sink.
"Oh dear," Toriel says quietly, leaning over and picking the knife off the floor, she held her mouth at the site of blood, "Chara, were you playing with the knife again?" She calls out, knowing very well that the human was the only one with red blood. The mother sighed and washed the knife off, returning it to the holder. She continued making the tea.
Chara snuck out of the cabinet under the sink and retreated to where Asriel was, laughing, this'll be great!" The whispered, "Dad won't know what hit him!"

Are you fucking pleased yet