Grump Me Up Inside (Egobang Crackfic)

Chapter 1

(So... This is meant to be a joke based off of that one fanfic I wrote on Wattpad called "We'll be Not So Grumps". I personally thought it was bad, but... Y'know...)

Once upon a time in California, there were two adult men named Daniel Avidaniel and Arin Handsome. They play video games on the Internet because that's cool to do now. Arin used to run the show with his other friend, Jon Safari, but that's not important because this is about ROMANCE YO!!!

Anyways, Arin went up to Dan and was all like "Hey, Bro, let's go play a vidge game or something." Dan then said "Sure bruh! What do ya wanna play?" He asked, obviously not knowing what Aaron's fave game was. Cray cray.

"UMMMM, I OBVI want to play Mega Man!" Arin yelled, because that was totally necessary.

"Well jeez, fine!" Daniel yelled back. He had to put a random Mega Man game into the NES, since Arin had never specified which one was his favorite. How inconsiderate.

Then the recording equipment was magically turned on from the gayness in the room as the two dudes sat down on the grump couch, even though it was never explained that they were in Grump Room in the first place.

Then Arin yelled into the mic, "HEY, WELCOME TO GAME GRUMPS!!!" Dan covered his ears because Arin was loud as balls. Then they started to play whatever Mega Man game Dan had selected.

The way that Arin controlled Mega Man made Dan's heart begin to pump with the burning passion of a thousand Grumps. Danny was having the feels for Arin! The author's mind could not be more blown right now. And, of course, it has to be Dan who has the crush. Arin's too cool for that.

Dan turned down the volume on the mics. Arin turned to Danny, confused.
"A-Arin?" Dan stuttered adorably, his Jew Fro glistening in the hot California sun which was streaming through the window. It was pretty cool.
"I... I love you." Dan finally managed to choke out. He was soooo nervous it was unbelievable.

Arin looked at him with large, longing eyes.
"Aww, Dan, why didn't you tell me before?" He asked. Because he loved Dan back. The author was even more mind blown somehow.

"Because I thought that you would judge me for being totally gay." He sighed, feeling ashamed. Really sad violin music played in the background, but you can't hear that.

"Aw, come on now. You know that I would never judge you for your sexuality." His voice sounded so sincere. Arin's eyes glimmered with love and desire. Then, in the middle of the episode with the mics turned off, they began to ass boop.

Yeah. You heard me. Haven't even went on a date, barely even knew that they loved each other, yet they're boning on the first "date".

That's how love works... Right?