Chapter 8 (With some PoVs I guess)

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by Amber2hip4011

by Amber2hip4011

Danny PoV

I thought for a moment. Suddenly, my mind raced back to the Ninja BreadMan episode, where Arin talked about touching dicks with other dudes. It was a totally new idea that no one had thought of for a fanfic.

"... Wait. Let me get this straight. Are you subtly saying that we should touch dicks?" I asked.
"I mean, I didn't think that you needed it spelled out for you, but, yeah," Arin said rather casually.
"Alright. Well, don't waste any time then."

As Arin began to take off his pants, I heard someone coming to the door. Frantically, I ran through the hole in the wall and blocked off the pathway with the styrofoam.

***

Barry and Ross burst in unnecessarily, seeing Arin sitting there.
"Uh... hey, Buddy! How are you doing?" Barry asked.
"I dunno. I just wish that I could leave," Arin replied.
"Well, considering that this is just a story, you can technically do whatever you want," Ross suggested.

">:( ROSS!!! What have you done?!?" Barry said, angrily.
"Wow, Ross! You're right!" Arin started to magically float in the air. "STORY POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!11!!1!1!!" The house exploded into a flash of rainbows and magnificent color. Everyone had to shield their eyes from its beauty. Once the lights had dimmed, everyone realized that they were in some weird ass magical candy land shit. The house had exploded into delicious Skittles (c). As Danny began to munch on them, Arin ran over to him, picked him up, and carried him away to god knows where.

"No! My Skittles!" Dan cried as the two got farther away.
"THAT'S what you're worried about right now?!" Arin questioned as he continued to run.
"Yes. Also, where are we going, exactly?" Danny asked.
"Fuck if I know. Didn't you hear the last paragraph? It said, "As Danny began to munch on them, Arin ran over to him, picked him up, and carried him away to god knows where." Dur," Arin replied.
"Oh. Gotcha."

~~~

Barry, Ross and everyone else remained dazed in the pile of fruity candy.

"Hey, you know what I just realized?" Ross thought aloud.
"Yeah, what?" Barry replied.
"Where's Suzy been? She'd probably know what to do in this situation," Ross said.
"Oh, yeah... Suzy doesn't exist in this universe." Barry looked at Ross, confused.

"WHAT??!?!?!!!!??!?" Ross exclaimed. "Since fucking when???"
"Uh... since forever. I mean, it doesn't make sense how I know who you're talking about, but you get the idea."
Ross and Barry fell back and contemplated their existence for a while.