Chapter 4

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by Amber2hip4011

by Amber2hip4011

Jack and Mark went into the Grump office's storage room and grabbed two large fishing nets and gloves. They came back out, and headed towards the Grump room, where sexual noises were still being made.

"How have they been at this for so long?!" Jack exclaimed.
"Fuck if I know. Let's get this done already," Mark said. He slowly began to open the door, hoping for the two not to hear, until Mark and Jack heard Dan say; "Oh, yeah! Put your Big Zam into my asshole!" Which nearly caused The two to burst out laughing. They quickly silenced themselves, and gripped their nets tighter.

"1...2...3!"

Mark and Jack quickly burst into the room, and began to pull Arin and Dan apart. Then, they swiftly put each of them into a separate net.

"This doesn't feel right..." Mark muttered.
"Well, two men suddenly falling in love and fucking doesn't feel right, either," Jack said. "Now, you keep Arin in here, and I'll put Dan in one of the bedrooms." And with that, Jack left. Mark locked the door, and let Arin out of the net.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!" Arin shouted. Mark covered his ears tightly. "I NEED TO GO SEE DANIEL-SENPAI!!!" Arin rushed to the door, but Mark tackled him to the ground before he could get to it.

"Ooh, how kinky~" Arin moaned, seductively. Mark quickly got up.
"Ew, gross! No, I'm not like you!" He exclaimed. Arin had a look of sadness on his face.
"What? Aren't we friends, Markymoo?"
Mark thought of what to say in response, not wanting to hurt his feelings.
"We ARE friends, Arin, but I don't like seeing you like this. I'm friends with the real Arin. The one who raps, plays video games and makes dick jokes. Also..." Mark turned away. "Please put on some fucking pants."

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Jack currently had Dan slung over his shoulder in the net. Jack walked over to the door to the guest bedroom, and dropped the net inside the room. He locked the door behind him. Dan slowly crawled out of the net.
"Ow... thanks for dropping me right on my fucking head," he said, rubbing his temples.
"Oh. Sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you. Are you alright?" Jack exclaimed in worry.
"My head hurts, but my heart aches more for Arin," Dan said poetically. It was so 3edgy5me.

"Yeah, I know you want to be with him, but you can't be. At least right now. Trust me, after 46 hours, you two will be just friends again!" Jack exclaimed. A single, shimmering tear rolled down Dan's cheek.
"B-but, I don't want to be just friends! We are destined lovers, of which stars crossed in the cosmos in order for us to meet! Surely, you must understand... right?"
Jack began to nod, but then shook his head in frustration.
"Get your shit together, Sean!" He thought.

"Anyway... is there anything else that I can get you?" Jack asked.
"I could go for some hot pockets, I guess..." Dan said.
"Alright. Whatever you need." Jack left the room, locking the door behind him.