10:00, Back at the grump office
Barry was the first one to wake up. He got up, walked out into the hallway, and realized the horror that Arin and Dan were missing.
"No no no, for the love of fuck no..." Barry thought to himself. He walked over to Ross's room and rapidly knocked on the door. Ross opened the door, looking exhausted.
"What?" He asked, groggily.
"They escaped!" Barry exclaimed. Ross quickly bolted out of the room to see what had happened. The doors to the Grump room and spare bed were definitely open."How the fuck did they manage to get out of here so quietly?!" Ross exclaimed, a little bit louder than necessary.
"Fuck if I know. The important thing is that we find them," Barry said. He looked around and grabbed a pen and paper, and wrote:Sorry if Ross and I aren't here. We went to go look for the lovebirds. We hope to be back in at least an hour.
-Bear
He put the note on the counter, and headed out the door with Ross behind him.
"How far do you think that they went?" Ross asked.
"Well, Arin's car is still in the driveway, so they could only get so far," Barry thought aloud. He snapped his fingers in realization. "Of course!" He exclaimed, magically knowing where Dan and Arin were. He bolted down the street, with Ross trying to catch up.***
Back at the hillArin and Danny slept in silence. When they awoken, they had realized that they were KISSING!!11!!1!1! How shocking! It was as if the love between the two had magically made their lips connect in embrace! How sweet.
They broke the kiss at the same time."I wonder how that happened..." Arin said in mock question.
"C'mon, we both know that it was you that kissed me," Dan whispered, fluffing Arin's hair which fell back perfectly into place.
"Well... It was fun..." Arin sighed.
"Oh, come here you~" Dan held Arin's face in his hands and kissed him again.I mean, what did you expect? For them NOT to kiss??? You're crazy!
Anyway, Barry and Ross started making their way up the hill, meaning Arin and Dan had to break the kiss once again as Arin picked up Dan.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!?!" Arin screamed. Luckily, there was apparently no one else in L.A. to hear them.
"Arin, just hear us out! All we need from you is to stay away from Dan for two days! Then, you two can do whatever you want!" Ross exclaimed.
"NO!!! I REFUSE TO LET YOU TAKE MY SENPAI AWAY!!!" Dan had tears rolling down his cheeks. Even though he didn't express his emotions in quite the same way his boyfriend did, he felt the exact same way. He didn't want to be separated from Arin. Not again.
As Arin tried to run away, Barry tackled Arin to the ground. And everything went black....
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Grump Me Up Inside (Egobang Crackfic)
FanfictionBased on every stereotypical ShipGrumps fic ever, including my own.