When they first met an Alien (Taehyung)

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Jin: Ok guys, meet Taehyung. Kim Taehyung.
Everyone: *Staring at him blanky*
Taehyung: Aghfjildbjkdjlidnklohie knekjn!!!!
Jungkook: Woah! Hey dude. Calm yo tits.
Jin: Kookie! Your words!
Jungkook: But he can't understand me hyung.
Jimin: *Touches Taehyung's face* Woah, you're real.
Taehyung: ಠ_ಠ
Namjoon: Aye Taehyung, *About to touch Taehyung*
Jin: *Stopped his hand* Namjoon! No! You're gonna kill Taehyung!
Namjoon: Why-- Oh.
J-Hope: Hello! I'm J-Hope! Your hope! Cuz em J-Hope! The Hope of all Hopes! I will be your hope--
Suga: Shut the fvck up HOE.
J-Hope: *Cries*
Taehyung: *Trying to say "Hope"* Hou? Whow? Howp? Pow? Hoe--
Suga: Stop it their kid! That's right. He's a Hoe!
J-Hope: *Cries even more*
Taehyung: Hoe? Hoe!!! Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
Jin: No, Taehyung stop it. That's rude okay? Ruudeee. R-u-d-e, rude.
Jungkook: *Watching them, laughing* Hyungs, don't tell me they brought us Santa Clause.
Everyone: *Stared at him*
Jungkook: Wut? *Laughs* Hey that's a joke--
Suga: It's lame.
Namjoon: Thank you. Suga. Thank you, really.
Suga: The fvck.
Jin: Guys, could you please stop talking nonsense. Taehyung is already learninng your stupid words!
Suga: No, you should stop Jin. Let's teach him some swegg.
Namjoon: Ayyee, don't hurt my, my, uhm..
Suga: Your what? Oh I think I know it, YOUR HOE. *Laughs*
Namjoon: Don't let me do this to you Suga. *Touches Suga*
Suga: *Le dies* Ok. I'm sorry.
Jimin: Aigoo~ This kid is killing me. *Pinches Taehyung's cheeks*
Jungkook: *Sniffing his hair* Did you used my shampoo?!
Taehyung: Hoe?
Jin: Oh no, Taehyung stop saying it. It's not good. Okay? GUYS, please stop! Especially you Namjoon!
Namjoon: Wha-- Why you always notice me? *Smirks* Huh?
Jin: Not funny.
Namjoon: *Slaps his ass softy*
Jin: Namjoon!
Taehyung: *Saw a drawer* *Opens it* *Saw Jin's underwear*
Everyone: *Shocked*
Jungkook: Wtf hyung. Are your things all pink?!
Jimin: *Laughing* Omo hyung, your secrets are revealed!
Suga: I'm outta here. This room needs sweg, so I have to start, *Clears throat*
Namjoon: Suga don't let me do this to you again.
Suga: Ok, I'll stop.
J-Hope: *Stops crying* *Started to giggle and laugh at Taehyung* Aigoo, this kid is funny! Hahaha--
Suga: Shut the fvck up HOE.
J-Hope: *Starts to cry again*
Taehyung: *Wearing Jin's underwear, on top of his head* *Laughing*
Jin: Taehyung no-
Jimin: Nah hyung, I got this.
Jimin: *Took out another underwear, wears it like Taehyung did* *Joined Taehyung*
Jin: Wha--
Namjoon: Come on Jin, let's go, this place is not good for us.
Taehyung: TurrNn UuPp!!!
Jin: Wha-, Taehyung? You can speak?
Namjoon: COME ON JIN, it's our time. *Took his wrist*
Jin: Time? What time? Namjoon, let go of--
Namjoon: *Smirks* We always do IT. *Leaves*
Taehyung: LeTs GoOo PaRTyy!!!
Coolio: *Walks in the room*
Everyone: *Stopped on what they're doing*
Taehyung: *Nervous*
Coolio: Give me push ups.
BTS: Oh shit.

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This is lame. Kbye.('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥)

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