When Namjoon breaks something again...

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(A/N): Sorry, idunno how to start but yeah, sorry for not updating guysu~(。・ω・。)

Jin: Namjoon?!?! Omayghawwwdd Namjoon! For the hundredth time!! You broke my make up!!
Namjoon: Oh, I was just uh- uhm, admiring it~ *Wink wink*

Jungkook: Bruh, why you break my toy?! Why?! My ironman toy!! You broke it!! Why?!
Namjoon: I didn't touch your stupid little toy! Why the fvck would I?! Dumbass.
Jungkook: *Starting to be Iron Man*
Namjoon: Oh shit.. This ain't good..

Suga: What the-- WHAT HAPPEN TO MY BLINGS?!?! WHY ARE THEY SCATTERED ON THE FLOOR?!?! WHO DID THIS?!
Namjoon: Not me... *Actually wearing Suga's shades*
Suga: YOUUUU!!!!

J-Hope: *Cries* Awww, my horse pillow.. Its- its, dead. Omooooo. My heartuuu, oh my god, my heartuu~
Namjoon: Sorry for your pillow, I kinda touched it and threw it somewhere cuz it's ugly.

Taehyung: ...
Namjoon: Uh Taehyung?
Taehyung: ...
Namjoon: I uh, broke your *coughs*, uhm-
Taehyung: I know...
Namjoon: Wha--
Taehyung: You broke my heart hyung..
Namjoon: Wtf are you talking about, no--
Taehyung: MY SOUL, crashed like a bug, a LADYBUG!! My sexy body is full of bruises and pain!! And my heart, my heart touched by a God, GOD OF DESTRUCTION!! His name!! His name is!!
Namjoon: What the, who?!
Taehyung: *Sweating* His name is!!! Shit, I can't remember the name.
Namjoon: *Sighs* Yeah, so wonderful, wonderful acting Taetae. Thanks for the inconvinience.
Taehyung: Uh hyung? What are you holding?
Namjoon: Oh uh, I was trying to say that I broke your saxophone...
Taehyung: HDNISKSAHILLEOIRYBNJQQJJANNAJAXSIN?!?!?!?
Namjoon: Ok, here we go..

Jimin: Namjoon hyung! What in the world?! Why did you broke my glasses?!
Namjoon: Srsly? You too? I didn't touch your things, like ever?
Jimin: Wha-
Namjoon: Dude, you sat on your glasses, your big fat ass broke that.
Jimin: Oh, I thought-

Namjoon: Fvck you world. *Touches the ground* *Earth explodes*

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Fvcking lame.
Oh sorry.
Teeeeheeeω
-안나

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