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Don't mind the chapter title. Em sorry(σ)

Uhm, so, yea, my bae AJBengcoGeek nominated me for this, so, here we go.

13 facts about me?
Uhhh,

I love cats(@^ω^@)

☞I live with cats☞My name is Cat☞I'm from Cat Planet

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I live with cats
My name is Cat
I'm from Cat Planet

☞I'm black and white (Heyyy, I know wut yo thinkin')☞I can speak Cat Language☞I got 9 lives, bishes

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I'm black and white (Heyyy, I know wut yo thinkin')
I can speak Cat Language
I got 9 lives, bishes.
I'm inlove to an alien, Kim Taehyung.

 ☞I sniff cats☞Cats are my drugs ☞I love cats☞Cats☞Cats

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I sniff cats
Cats are my drugs
I love cats
Cats
Cats.

Nah, just kidding(。・ω)ノ゙
Ok here we go

● My full name is Joanna Mae Arellano Bucog

● I created my backround name, Anna, which is close enough to my real name. And a code name, Emealietha. Long story short.(◎ー◎)

● I live on the outerspace. I mean, in the Philippines, heck, I live in a desert.

● I fvcking love cats. They're my life. I own 14 cats back then, but now I only had one left. I sniff them that's why they're gone.﹏☉ミ

● I love wearing chokers and eyeliner everyday. (em half emo)(▼へ▼メ)

● I'm great at singing, dancing and drawing. (I guess? That's how I see my lyf)¯\_()_/¯

● I can speak 7 different language. Including Cat Language and Alien Language.

● I'm afraid of kids. I hate them. Really. ﹏⊙

● My Dad calls me "Mavis" from the movie "Hotel Translyvania" (Idunno if y'all know that, but wutever), bc I wear eyeliner everyday, I stay up all night and sleep all day. And I'm married to some kind of creature from the other world, *coughs* Kim Taehyung. But bish heck no, I ain't going to have a kid. Hell no. And I read some facts about BTS, on how many kids do they want. And fvck, Taehyung wants 5 kids. The hell man. Yea, that's fine though, em a cat, I can give birth how much I want.(^^)

● Back then, I don't know what "BTS" is. I don't know their group, cuz I'm more interested in Hollywood fandoms, like youtubers, yea, until now I still love Pewdiepie. I remember saying, "I won't love that Kpop thing" to my friends, bc they start liking them. And then I saw a dubsmash video of Jimin and TAEHYUNG, they're doing the "Don't Judge Challenge" something, and I watched it, while watching it em like "Wut kind of GAY shit iz thiz?!". Omo, I FVCKING REGRET SAYING THAT. I fvcking called my nampyeon a gay. I really want to kill myself rn. Yea, don't hate me, I dun have a soul that time, but thanks to my friends, they transfered some of their viruses on me.(≧∇≦)

● Ppl judge my butt. Cuz it's big. But Jibooty still wins. Jungkook is thirsty about it. The WORLD, rather.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

● Taelien is my nigguh. I mean, beach. My bitch. Beach. Fvck, Jimin taught me this shit.

● I get pregnant whenever I watch Taehyung lick his lips and thrust his hips. Ugh.

Ok so thats it ppl. Judge me rn. And imma kill myself.('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥)

Kbye. Ill teleport...

TO sPAcE!!!!

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