BTS Scenarios

When they're lost at a mall...

Jin: No STUPID SHIT again, Okay?
Jungkook: Yes, hyung. *Does his bunny face*
Jin: What? Why did u answer Kookie? No, not you, THEM!
Namjoon: Wut now? You're insulting your husband? I ain't doing nothing.
Jin: Did I say anything? That you're part of "THEM"?
Namjoon: Uhh, but I'm your husband right? *Smirks*
Suga: Guys. What the hell are we doing here? I'm fvcking tired.
Jin: Wut? You're already tired? We just got here few minutes ago!
Taehyung: Hyungs, can we find some rides?
Jimin: Yeah!! Let's do RIDESSSS!!! Don't lose HOooOoooPpppEEEeee!!
J-Hope: Oh hell no. Shut the hell up Jiminie.
Jimin: Oh, why HYUNGG? Rides is FUNnnNn!!!
Jin: Knock it off, there's no rides in a mall, just a small Ferris wheel for kids.
J-Hope: Ha!
Taehyung: *Pouts* Aweeeee. It's so boring here. What are we doing here again? Hyung?
Jungkook: To eat Cookiessss
Jimin: I want Kookiess!!!
Taehyung: Yea!! Let's buy cookies!!!
Jungkook: Jimin, I said cookies, not me.
Jimin: But I want you Kookie!!! *Trying hard to get a hug from Jungkook* *Fails*
Namjoon: Why am I even here? We're all STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A FVCKING MALL. JIN WTF, STOP STARING AT THOSE PINK SHIRTS.
Jin: *Saw a pink polo shirt, glistening through the glass windows* Huh? Did you say something? Oh, *clears throat* ok guys, let's go!
Jungkook: What? Where?
Suga: *Rolled his eyes* We're like a bunch of chicks, following a chicken.
Jin: Shut it Suga. We're going for a, uhmmm, aaaa,
Jimin: Kookieessss!!!
Jungkook: What?! Where?!?!
Taehyung: Huh?!?!?!?
Namjoon: *Sighs* Not this 3 idiots again...
Jin: Jimin, stop saying nonsense, that's only a cardboard cookie.
Taehyung: I will still eat it!
Jin: No Taehyu--
*Taehyung. Biting the cardboard until it looks like Jungkook*
Jimin: WOAHHHH!!! That's amazing Taetae!!!
Jungkook: *Shocked* Is that, Me?!
J-Hope: *Amazed horse* That's really awesome!!! Can I bring it home?
Jin: Omo, Taehyung, how did you do that?
Namjoon: That's one fvcking art right there.
Suga: It's confirmed! He's not a human guys.
Taehyung: I'm an alien. I can do everything. *Proud alien*
Jin: Ok enough of this! We're going.
Jungkook: Where?! I'm tired already!
Suga: Fvck off Jungkook. You're not the only one.
Jungkook: I'm not talking to you
J-Hope: Where are we going?! Jin, srsly, do you even know what mall is this?
Namjoon: Probably no. He's just looking at those pink clothes behind of those glass windows.
Jin: Are you Jin? Well hello, JIN. Could you shut up for a moment?
Namjoon: ...
Jin: Thank you.
Taehyung: *Saw a bunch of balloons* There's a balloo--
Jin: Nah Taetae, not now. *Stopped Taehyung*
Taehyung: *Pouts* Hyung? What are you doing? Why won't you let me go to the balloons?
Jin: I know what will you do. So, no.
*Poor alien*
Jungkook: Can we go home now?
Jimin: Hey kookie, can you lift me up? My legs are dead.
Jungkook: What? No! Wtf.
Jimin: Come on Kookie, I'm not that heavy! *Smirks*
Jungkook: Stop flirting me.
Jimin: What? Is this flirting? *Smirks*
Jungkook: Yea yea, that. That's flirting.
Jimin: *Leans on Jungkook*
Jungkook: *Shocked* *Closes his eyes*
Jin: *Saw the two about to kiss* JIMINIE! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING TO KOOKIE?!
*Jikook moment broke*
Jimin: Hyung, what the, don't you see us? Having a GOOD TIME? *Smirks*
Jungkook: *Still shocked*
Jin: Good time your ass. Come on let's go!
Taehyung: WER R WE GOING. HYUNGGG. LET ME TOUCH THE BALL--
Jin: No.
Suga: *Sighs* Can we just, go out, and leave this fvcking mall? Shit looking people are staring at us! Look at us! We're like a fvcking damn train!
Jin: Hush! You're using many words Suga.
Namjoon: He really don't know where he's going.
J-Hope: Suck to be with you guys! Hahaha! I'm a horse, I ain't tired of walking. Hopes are all mine, only mine! *Proud horse*
Taehyung: Are, we, LOSTTTTT?!?!? *Panicking alien*
Jin: No Taehyung don't--
Jungkook: Ahhhh we're losstttt!!!
Jimin: Calll an ambulance!!! Wee wooo wee woooo weeee wooo weee wooo
Taehyung: yahsysnsnannahaauajuauaksididosiusuwpists!!!
People at the mall: Wut the hell is going on?
Handsome Police: Sir, we don't accept loud noises here, you can go to some other places.
Jin: I'm sorry, we didn't mean all this. I'm really sorry.
Handsome Police: Sure thing. Uhm, excuse me? Sir? Can I have a picture of you? You're really gorgeous.
J-Hope: *Turns around to the Handsome Police* Who? Me? Yes! You can!
Handsome Police: Sorry sir, not you. *Points at Jin*
Jin: *Shocked* Are you talking to me?
Police: *Shyly* Uhm yes. Sorry to bother you, but I'll be quick. And you have to shut those crazy fellas.
Taehyung: haywtwtqneumdldiananaopepelspsannnaiwolwlslsksksisis!!!
Jimin: Weeee wooo weee wooo weee wooo weee woooo
Jungkook: We're lossttttt!!!! We're sinking to this malll!!! Jackkkk!!!
Jin: Ok. Sure thing--
Namjoon: *Stopped the Handsome Police* Wait hold on. Why you want a picture of him? Hey you're just warning us. Not taking a damn picture. No no. This is a no Jin.
Jin: *Hissed* Namjoon!
Namjoon: Sorry but you can't. I'm his guard.
Handsome Police: Uh ok? But please, these brats are crazy.
J-Hope: Just take a picture of me then!!!
Jungkook: W E A R E L O S T T T T T T T T TT T T T TT T T T!!!!
Jimin: WEE WOOoowow www Oowooeoe ewooeoee
Taehyung: I will teleport to home!!! Zoooo weee mammamamaa!!!
Jin: Taehyung! Stop it! Ur scaring ppl! Jimin?! What the hell are you doing? What kind of shit sound is that?! And Kookie?!
Jungkook: *Stopped on what he's doing* Yes hyung?
Jin: *Feels striked by Jungkook's face* Aigoo, this kid. No kookie, we're not lost-- Oh.
Suga: Bye bishes. *Puts on his glasses*
Girls at the mall: *Screaming* Oppa!!! Can we take a picture?!
Suga: Wha- *Throws glasses somewhere* Hell no.
Namjoon: Ha! Told ya guys. Jin don't know this place.
J-Hope: Wait. Where's the police man? I have to take a picture of him. Damn! He's so sexyy.
Jimin: *Came out from nowhere* What did you say? Sexy?
J-Hope: Uhh, Yes. Sexy, Jimin. Ur sexy..
Suga: Are we going or what?!
Jin: I thought you left?
Suga: Well, fvck y'all, I don't even know where the hell is the exit.
Taehyung: We should walk backwards, we walked towards from the entrance, so we should walk backwards to the exit! *Awkward alien*
Jin: ...
Namjoon: ...
Suga: ...
J-Hope: ...
Jungkook: ...
Jimin: Yea! Let's do it! Come on hyungs!
Suga: Jin wtf. You brought us here, and now you don't know where we are?
Jin: I was just, following all the images of these pink clothes passing by.
Namjoon: That's why I don't want to go with y'all.
Suga: Omaygad. My swags are tireddd. Omaygahd, JIN! STOP LOOKING AT THOSE! YOU ALREADY HAVE IT!!
Namjoon: Srsly, y'all should've left me from the apartment. Why am I here? Why? Just why?
Jungkook: *Talking to himself* I regret refusing Jimin for lifting him up. Wait. Nah, I didn't refuse him, I was just shocked for a moment--
Jin: OK SO, WHERE IS TAEHYUNG AND JIMIN?!?!?!?!?!?
Jungkook: HOLY--
Jin: What? What holy? What are you trying to say, mister?
Jungkook: Uh, nothing?
Suga: They fvcking walked backwards. Really dumb assholes.
Jin: *Shocked* Wha- Ohmayghad!!!! All together!!!! Walk backwards!!!!
Namjoon: What the fvck? Are you mental?!?!
J-Hope: I should've followed the police.
Jungkook: Hobie hyung is innloveeeeee~
J-Hope: Aigoo, stop it. *Blushing*
Jungkook: And I should've lift Jiminie. *Regretable Kookie*
Jin: Ok, let's go.
Suga: Oh come on! I want to get off of this fvcking retard mall.
*After 30 minutes*
Namjoon: *Walking backwards* Are we there yet?!
Jin: Just keep back walking!
J-Hope: *Got an idea* I think I know how to find them.
Jungkook: No Hyung--
J-Hope: Koookieeeeee~ I LOVE YOU KOOKIEEEEE~ KOOOKIEEEEE, I REALLLY REALLY REALLY REALLYYY LOVE YOUUUUU!!! *Hugging Jungkook*
Jimin: WUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!
Jin: *About to faint* Jimin! Omayghad!!!
J-Hope: Told ya!!!
Suga: Wtf *Poker face*
Jimin: WUttTTT dID YoU SayyyyyyyyYyy?!
Jungkook: Where's Taehyung?
Jimin: Kookie, wtf. I came back for you and now you're finding Taetae instead of me?
🎶When you try your best, but you don't succeeddddd~🎶
*Ppl start to scream and run away*
J-Hope: Uhh, what's happening?!?
Jin: *Looking around* *Saw Taehyung hanging on the roof* Taehyung?!?!?!
Taehyung: Hyungs! Look at me!! I'm a bat!! *Bat alien*
Jin: Taehyung?! How did you end up there?!
Taehyung: I told you hyungs!! I'm an alien! I can do anything!!!
Namjoon: I got this. *Spreading his arms to catch Taehyung* Taehyung! Jump!
Taehyung: What?! You're trying to kill me?!
Suga: Just jump!
Jimin: I can't watch this. *Closes his eyes*
J-Hope: *Faints*
Jungkook: Goodbye, Taetae. *Waving a goodbye to Taehyung*
*Taehyung Jumped, got landed on Jungkook's arms*
Jungkook: Wha- How?!
Jimin: *Opened his eyes* *Shocked* WwwUuuuTTttt IiiIiizZzzz ThIisss?!?!?! KoOooKkkkieeEee?!?!?! Taehyung get off! That's my place!!!
Suga: Guys just, SHUT THE HELL UP!! *Voice echoing*
Others: *Shocked*
J-Hope: *Woke up from the floor* Wha. What happen? Ayye Suggaaa~ You look angr--
Handsome police: *Came back* Uhm, what's going on?
J-Hope: Omoooo!!! Yayyy!!! You came backkk!!
Suga: Ok great, you're finally here. Lead us to the exit please!! I'm really tired of everything here! Omaygahd!
Handsome Police: Uhm, sure? You guys REALLY don't know where it is? It's just right behind you.
Everyone: *Looked behind* *Saw a big EXIT sign*
Namjoon: Thank goodnesss!!!
Suga: FINALLY
Jin: What just happened?
Taehyung: Yay!!! We're outt!!!
Jungkook: *Drops Taehyung*
Taehyung: Oww Kookie! What was that for?
Jungkook: *Spreads his arms wide up in the air* Ahhhh~ Finally, we're not lost~
Jimin: Uhm Kookie, can you lift me now?
Jungkook: *Whispers* Shh Jiminie hyung, I'm having a moment here.
J-Hope: Awww Yeaahhh!!! We're out!!! *Jumping like a Horse*
Jin: Ok, let's go now.
Suga: Nah Jin, we won't follow you.
Jin: Then what? We're going home, dumbass.
Namjoon: *Claps* That's a real queen, right there.
Taehyung: So what now? We're just standing in front of the mall.
Jin: Follow me my peasants!
BTS: *Found theirselves on a wide field*
Jimin: *Started to sing dramatically*
                                  And that's how Save Me music video created

(A/N): Sorry for all of these stuff. It took me years to end this story. Im really sorry im so lameee. My eyes are blurry right now, I dont have any chances to double check this scnerio cuz em fvcking tired.
(/•ิ_•ิ)/  Ok, this is too much tbh. This is the longest scenario that I have ever written, yet.ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ ( p_q)

So yea. Emo out.ヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂ (￣^￣)