How To Break A Rock

5\\ the lair

Speech Guide

Ree: Italics

Brent: Bold

Kara: underlined.

Noah: Bold and italics.

Other randoms: italics and underlined.

brent's room, 3:36pm

"Welcome to my lair."

"Your lair? Now 'this' is something I didn't expect."

"What?"

"Your room is clean, this isn't normal. Boys usually have messy rooms and dirty laundry. You have a desk and clean sheets."

"Is this the part where you say I'm different?"

"...yeah, i guess so."

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

"Okay, so how about you spill ideas first and then I'll record it."

"When you care for the rock, one way or another it trusts you cause it knows you can protect it."

"Then it's attached."

"Exactly."

"That was very realistic if you ask me."

"I know I'm awesome."

"You wish. You want to go rock hunting tomorrow?"

"Rock hunting?"

"Yeah. I mean, we could try it out on an actual rock and lucky us, if it does break in the end."

"For once, you may be right."

"Once?"

"...."

"...."

"What the hell?!"

"Say I'm the greatest jedi you've ever met."

"What? Jedi? No, I'm not saying that!"

"Say it or I'll hit you with my pillow again."

"I'm not saying it."

"....."

"Okay! Yourethegreatestjediiveevermet."

"Répete, Madame."

"You're the greatest jedi I've ever met."

"Thanks, babe. Your flattery overwhelms me."

"Oh, screw you. I'm taking a shower."

"W-what?"

"Why're you blushing?"

"Pfft, not."

"You wish, I'll be out in ten."