How To Break A Rock

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Speech Guide

Ree: Italics

Brent: Bold

Kara: underlined.

Noah: Bold and italics.

Other randoms: italics and underlined.

the ice cream parlor, 4:31pm

"So...thats it really. He's so annoying."

"I'm sure it's not serious, Ree. I mean his apology sounded pretty sincere. Just let it go."

"I don't think you would've forgiven Brittany for throwing her drink down your shirt."

"That's so different, everyone knows that bitch is a bitch. I'm the school president, Ree. If anyone knows the good from the bad in Eastwood,  it's me!"

"Parker?"

"...oh."

"Hi! I'm Kara, Ree's best friend and of course, your president. So if you even cease to irritate her, be prepared to chug down some toilet water. Agreed?"

"Kara!"

"Got a tight grip there."

"Agreed?"

"Of course."

"Awesome, have a seat! I'll get going now, see you at lunch tomorrow."

"See ya."

"I really am sorry for yesterday."

"What exactly do you want?"

"I gave Derrick a hot bath today."

"What? Who's Derrick?"

"I named it Derrick. The rock."

"...."

"At least, I got you to laugh."

"I forgive you now."

"My mom wants you over for dinner tonight."

"That sounds like fun."

"Fun?"

"I think they're pretty cool or do you not want me to come?"

"I do."

"Then I'll be there, Romeo."

"What's with the nicknames?"

"Sometimes, I believe it's an addiction really. A talent as my mom would call it."

"Would?"

"It's nothing."

"..okay, why do you call me Romeo?"

"Cause you're pretty reckless."

"So technically, I'm hot....."

"And here comes your ego."

"Can I call you Juliet, babe?"

"No! I'll pretend like you didn't ask me that."

"But it's not fair, I don't even have one for you."

"You don't have to, it'd probably be really silly if you tried."

"I'm calling you Juliet from now on. No questions."

"Come on, that's so cheesy."

"I'm not changing my mind."

"Fine but only on special occasions."

"But you call me Romeo in front of my parents and pretty much all my friends."

"I'm the exception. Now shut up and have some ice cream."