How To Break A Rock

14\\ westeramas

Speech Guide

Ree: Italics

Brent: Bold

Kara: underlined.

Noah: Bold and italics.

Other randoms: italics and underlined.

the western home, 7:00pm

"You are just about to witness the extreme weirdness of my parents."

"And I am about to enjoy it."

"Hey, Ree! Welcome to the Westerama Family Dinner!"

"...this looks amazing, thanks for inviting me Mr and Mrs Western."

"No need to be so formal, darling. You're part of the family now, call me Ellen and you call him Jerry."

"What?! How come I don't have that privilege?"

"We're your parents, chicken strip. Deal with it."

"I have something to tell you um-Jerry."

"Oh sure, I'm all ears."

"Your son gets everything on camera all the time."

"What? Pfft, no I don't."

"Yes, you do."

"No I don't."

"Then why's your camera at the kitchen counter directly facing us?"

"Uh..."

"Booyah! Pay up Ellen, they're already in love."

"Dad! You guys bet on us?"

"Yes actually, your mother thought you would fall in love later, I thought sooner. Turns out I was right!"

"....hahaha, sorry but we're just best friends."

"...yeah. just best friends."

"Ha! In your face, Jerry! I could still win this."

"Your family is so cool."

"Woah.."

"Woah..."

"What? Did I say something wrong?"

"Far from it, you're the first person to actually say we're cool. This is precious gold, I'm posting this on Facebook."

"Jesus Christ."

"We should take selfies, honey."