Fandom Crack 3

So I was on a field trip today

*I'm sitting on the bus, while everyone else chats and the radio is on*

Radio: *Plays Melanie Martinez*

Me: OuO (KEEPCALMKEEPCALMKEEPCALMKEEPCALMKEEPCALMKEEPCALM) *Phone shakes violently in hand*

~Later~

Teacher: *Wearing all blue*

Me: I knew it!

Teacher: What?

Me: You're a Crip!

Teacher: *Facepalms*