Hecate: *Calmly* Zeus, I don't think you know this but all of my children are born the exact same weight
Zeus: And that is? *Drinks beer*
Hecate: *Casually* 11 pounds
Zeus: *Does a spittake and looks at Hecate to see if she's joking*
Hecate:......
Zeus:......I feel bad for your birth canal
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