Stranger: Hey pretty lady wanna have a good time?
Marceline: Ever heard of something called statutory rape?
Stranger: Wait...what?!
Marceline: I'm 14!
Stranger:......*Runs away* Nevermind!
Marceline: *Sighs*
Bopha: Bro! Why would you do that?! He looked rich!
Marceline: Knock yourself out
Bopha: *Runs after the guy*
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