Fandom Crack 3

How to deal with dangerous animals

~Crocodile

Bopha: Bitch slap

~Poisonous snakes

Bopha: Bitch slap

~Wolves

Bopha: Pimp slap

~Children

Bopha: Throw them outside and tell them they can never come back

~Children with guns

Bopha: Shoot them before they shoot you

~Children throwing tantrums

Bopha: Lock them in a dark, cold, musty, moist closet and listen to them beg for you to get them out