| ATTACK ON TITAN JOKES |

| AOTJ 25 |

Mikasa's To-Do List

1. Feed Eren

2. Protect Eren

3. Tuck Eren into bed while reading a story:

"...and then he killed all the titans. The end <3."

Heichou's To-Do List

1. Clean

2. Kick Eren

3. Be fab

Armin's To-Do List

1. SCREAM

2. Be a smartass

3. SAVE EVERYONE

Jean's To-Do List

1. Argue with Eren

2. Impress Mikasa

3. Neigh

Sasha's To-Do List

1. Potato

2. Steal potato

3. EAT POTATOOOES

Erwin's To-Do List

1. I BROWSE PLANS

2. SCARE OFF NEW RECRUITS

3. TELL THEM TO GO DIE FOR HUMANITY

Ymir's To-Do List

1. MArry Christa

2. Protect Christa

3. Be a titan

Christa's To-Do List

1. Be a f*cking MARY SUE

2. HELP EVERYONE

3. SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A GODDESS

Hanji's To-Do List

1. Have a titan collection

2. EXPERIMENT ON TITANS

3. SONNY! BEAN!

Annie's To-Do List

1. Glare at everybody. BE A COMPLETE BADASS

2. LAUGH HYSTERICALLY. Turn titan-mode. Rampage in the city. Climb on walls like f*cking SPIDERMAN

3. STEP ON E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. WITH A SQUISH SQUISH HERE AND A SQUISH SQUISH THERE

Connie's To-Do List

1. Be normal

2. Act sane

3. BE A FREAKING PRINCE AND CARRY ARMIN ROUND CITY LIKE A FREAKING PRINCESS

Bertholdt's To-Do List

1. Sweat everytime

2. Turn titan-mode

3. Kick some walls

Reiner's To-Do List

1. Encourage everyone

2. Be a traitor

3. Smash some walls

Eren's To-Do List

1. Kill titans

2. Kill titans

3. KILL TITANS!!