Months passed and me and red grew a stronger bond with the kids. It's funny how we all meet but what can I say? I bet you all have funny stories too.
Lyra: GREEN!!
Green runs to lyra.
Green: what is it?!
Lyra: Ethan took my pokeball!!
Green: ಥ_ಥ *sighs* Ethan give her back her pokeball.
Ethan: but red said it would be funny!
Green: what? Hold up Ethan give her back her Pokeball and I'll take care of red myself.
Ethan: fine...
Lyra: yay!
Green walks over to red.
Red: Hi honey I'm home!
Green: first off don't call me that. Second we're outside And third WHY DID YOU TELL ETHAN HE CAN TAKE LYRA'S BALLS?!
Red: woah woah woah hold up. Lyra has balls?
Green: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. POKEBALLS!
Red: WELL I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY GOSH LOOSEN UP HOEBAG!
Green: you did not just go there!
Red: oh yeah I did.
Green: I'm gonna tear you to pieces!
Red: just like you do in bed?
Green's face drops as he sees that Lyra and Ethan have been standing there listening to their conversation.
Lyra&Ethan: umm...
Green: haha don't listen to him kids! We have never been in bed together!
Red: oh really? Ask our readers.
Green: YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED WE HAVE NEVER SLEPT TOGETHER.
RED: well I mean technically we have chapter 11 sleepless.
Green: ugh... We maybe we slept next to each other but we never...
Red: we never what had se-
Green: ahh keep your mouth shut the kids are still watching.
Red: ohhh.
Lyra:...well we're gonna go.
Ethan: yeah....
JE LEEST
Green and red's adventures
RandomThis series is mostly about red and green and the adventures they go through everyday if you would like to request anything feel free to. This book will have some swearing in it too so there's your warning. January 25 2015
