Green and the kids have been fighting a lot lately and not like serious fights more like stupid fights. For example yesterday they were fighting over who sits beside me. Yeah you heard me they were fighting over who sits beside me!
Red: guys I want to go to a restaurant I'm hungry.
Green: what restaurant do you want to go to?
Red: I don't know. Ooh wait I know now! a fancy place!
Green: alright I'm down.
Red: yay! Alright let me get ready!
Red leaves to his bedroom to get changed.
Green: God how am I this lucky to have you?
Meanwhile in red's bedroom.
Red: okay you gotta wear something that says "I LOVE THIS GUY!" Umm. Maybe this.
Lyra and Ethan burst through the door.
Lyra and Ethan: RED!!!
Red: Gah! What are you doing here?! I thought I locked the door!
Ethan: get with the trend red it's cool to knock down doors.
Lyra: anyways we wanted to take you to the park with us!
Red: I loved to but I have a "dinner date" with green.
Ethan: yuck! Why don't you came with us instead!!
Lyra: yeah!
Red: sorry I already promised green.
Lyra: fine.
Lyra and Ethan slowly head towards the broken door.
Red: finally some alone time.
Lyra: Ethan get the bag!
Red: what the he-
Ethan puts a bag over red and carries him out the room.
Red: GREEN!! ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!
Green gets up from the sofa and watches as Lyra and Ethan slowly go towards the exit carrying red in a big white bag.
Lyra: hurry Ethan he's gaining up on us!
Green takes one step and already caught up to them. Green takes red off their hands and takes him out the bag.
Green: uh... Red where's your shirt?
Red: I was getting ready when they took me.
Green's face gets red at the sight of red's little baby abs.
Red: I've been working out just for you daddy. ;)
Green: don't call me that.
Red: oh right you only like it when I call you that in bed.
Green: red!
Ethan: umm.
Lyra: red your coming with us to the park!
Ethan: yeah!
Lyra and Ethan pull red.
Green: no he's coming with me!
Green pulls red closer to him.
Red: IM HUNGRY!! I JUST WANT FOOD!!
JE LEEST
Green and red's adventures
RandomThis series is mostly about red and green and the adventures they go through everyday if you would like to request anything feel free to. This book will have some swearing in it too so there's your warning. January 25 2015
