Green and red's adventures

Kinky

Green has been acting a little strange lately and I don't know why. I guess it's because he had to take care of Lyra and Ethan.
Green: ugh! I need to lay down. Those kids are crazy but I finally got them to sleep.
Red: hm.
Green: are you alright red?
Red: huh? Oh yeah I just think you should relax. You know what I'll bring you some beer and we can talk about everything.
Green: I don't know red.
Red: oh come on relax.
Green begins to drink but red stops after his first one because he didn't like it very much, but so the night went on and the two laughed and shared secrets.
Red: can I ask you a question green?
Green: sure.
Red: do you like blue....as a girlfriend?
Green: why do you ask?
Red: just wanted to know.
Green: well I mean I never thought about it...but she's not bad I mean I would date her...But I've always had a thing for you red. I mean look at you.
Red: what do you mean? Do you mean you would you date me?
Green:.... HELL YEAH MAN! Like I mean look at you like DAMN!
Red: I've never seen this side of you.
I don't think he meant it when he said he would date me because he had too much to drink and I thought it was the beer talking.
Green: well you better get used to it.
Green grabs red and throws him on the bed.
Red: woah hey now!
Green: shh! Your gonna wake up Lyra and Ethan.
Red: I don't know green. I mean I like you but you're drunk and I don't think professor oak would be okay with this.
Green: no one has to know about this.
Green begins to kiss red on his lips.
Red: green...
Green begins to take red's clothes off.
Red: g-green.
Green starts to nibble on red's neck.
Red: mph..g-green.
~the next morning~
Green wakes up next to red. As he wakes up he removes the covers and sees that red and him are completely naked.
Green: What the? WHAT THE HELL?!
Red wakes up And sees green naked in front of him.
Red: gah!
Green: don't tell me we! How drunk was I?!
Red puts the blank back on himself and curls up in a ball.
Red: I let green put his di-
Green: ah! Stop talking! 
Red: so..can we do this again next week?
Green: what?!