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WTF WATTPAD!?: IN LOVE WITH KILLERS

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Ahem I would like to touch up on a topic.

And that would be being in love with serial killers and stuff.

Like why?

I mean they are a serial killer for a reason you know.

So most of the stories go like this:

Girl moves into new town or is bullied often. Walking him from schools she gets a feeling. She goes home, parents don't give a shit 'bout her. She goes to sleep .

Option a) killer sneeks in through window to attack her.

Option B) she wakes up and killer is there

Option C) she wakes up, goes outside in the middle of the night mind you, goes into forest for whatever fucked up reason and sees killer there.

Now most of the time its A and C

But why in the hell would you go to the forest AT NIGHT.

I don't care if it's early night, midnight or early morning.

FUCKING WHY!?

And not only that she looses her way and can't get back home.

Only to either get knocked the heck out and wake up in some mansion, or the killers home.

And what gets me is - i don't know if it's this person's first time writing about killers or what- but the killer is nice or considering not to kill them and explain.

No.

No

NO!!!!

Jason and Freddy do not wanna befriend your ass.

Jason and Freddy want to slice you the fuck up.

Jason and Freddy want to see your ass splat across the floor and walls.

They do not want to coddle you and try to persuade your ass. They don't wanna date. Hell they probably wanna fuck, but will kill you right after!!!

Jeff the killer wants to see your ass go to sleep while smiling like a Cheshire Cat!

Slender wants to rip you the fuck up!

They do not want a hug and a kiss goodnight.

Jason, Freddy, Jeff, and Slender will take turns slicing and dicing you, go to dinner, talk about it casually, sleep and repeat the next day like shit did not just happen.

There were actually a few fanfics (three at most?) That I read a long time ago (a year or two) about dating the killer. And the girl either became the killer herself, or she was driven crazy.

And why the hell the girl don't run to the police?

She's either thinking:

No I can't do that! No one will believe me!

Or

What if he's already there!? He'll kill me!

Honey if he's already there then all you have to do is report and they'll have him tied down in fucking seconds.

And if they do call the police the pizza man makes it first.

I'm over here like, wtf took you so long to get here!? This girl done fought for her life, ran across town, jumped fences, and two chapters later you're just now getting here?!

Wow

Just wow.

Okay, I'm done, go back to your ordinary life.