Harry Potter | The New Beginning

2.

-Sirius if you think that's funny, then you will roast in hell. -Said Remus, walking towards the Potters house.

-Oh Remus, don't get so MOONY! Get it? Moony!

-Sirius, I don't know how much fire whiskey did you have, but it surely didn't do you good.

Sirius looked at Remus with his eyes wide open.

-For the last time Remus, I am not Shirley! I'm Sirius. Call me Shirley once more and you can say goodbye to the full moon you see every month. Oh wait. You can't!

-Okay, I'm getting annoyed now. - Lupin said while opening the doors to the Potters house. Lily stood in the kitchen, preparing the dinner for her boys. And by that I mean Sirius and Remus, too. When she saw in what state Sirius was in, she stopped.

-And what happened to you now? - She asked, putting her cross face on she uses when Harry doesn't listen.

-Maybe I'll explain. I saw him in hogsmeade, In the three broomsticks, flirting with Madam Rosmerta, for the hundredth time. Of course, she didn't want him to flirt with her, but he didn't understand, so she had to kick him out of the three broomsticks. And where did he go? To the Hog's Head! Who knows what did they sell him
there?! - Remus said.

Lily looked at Sirius, getting more angrier.
-Sirius, I am so disappointed with you! When someone friendzones you, you can't do anything about it! Look at me and James for example.

-Hey! Just because I'm not there, doesn't mean I don't have ears! - James interrupted.

-See, I rejected him a dozen of times in school and look where did he end up.

-What do you mean "where did I end up". Lily, i ended up with a fantastic family, great friends and a amazing job, what more could I ask for?

Lily looked at James understanding why she feel in love with him.

-Aww, James, that was so cute.

She came over to give him a kiss on the cheek, while James winked at his friends, clearly knowing that this was going to happen.

-Now, Sirius, we need to sort you out. At least now I know why did I study Healing magic for two years back at hogwarts. Sit down. - Lily ordered.

And without needing to say anything else, Sirius ended up sitting on the floor like a dog. Quite ironic.

-Sirius, no, get up and sit on a chair like a normal person. Remus, you go to the living room and keep an eye on Harry. James, you can finish doing the dinner, I have a job to do.

- Lily, if u make me do the dinner, I'll burn down the whole house. -James said to Lily

- That wouldn't be the first time.. - Lily muttered. - Now get your ass to the pans.

James sighed and did what his wife told him to.

After two long hours of James complaining about life, and "why does cooking has to be so hard", and of course Lily's long fight with Sirius about how to treat a lady right, she finally found out why was Sirius acting so...  Weird...

- And? What is it Lily? - Asked Remus.

- He's just drunk. I think he might of had some out of date fire whiskey, but that's about it. Tomorrow he will feel worse, but he'll get better. Eventually.

- I will kill him with my own hands when he's back to normal..

- Oh you can't blame him for it, James.. - Said Lily.

-How could he go to the pub without telling us?! I mean, we're his best friends right? And he went there all by himself. I can't bielieve it!

-Boys.. - Lily sighed.

I don't really like this chapter, I'm sorry. I know it's a bit boring, I just wanted to write about them four before going on to Harry. In the next chapter he will finally be here, and, he will speak!  Without crying! (I think xd).
So, I will add a new chapter as soon as possible.
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