How I Met Roman Reigns

House Party

           I'm in the locker room packing my stuff up, I don't know if I need to wait for Sasha or not. I call out to her in the shower banks! Yeah! She yelled back. You riding with me or what? I yelled back. She yelled back to me yeah I'm almost done! Okay, I'll wait for in catering. Wanted to go the catering to see if I could see Romans match or his dark match if there was going to be a match at all, seeing wwe has not been putting him in matches lately since mania.
    I see familiar faces and go sit with them. Hey trinity, she turned and looked at me, and said oh hey girl. The usos are there too and turned to me and said, what up uce! Hey guys, I replied back to them. I sat down and tamina ask so what's the deal with this party? Oh yeah banks thought it would be a good idea to have a home welcoming party at my house tonight. They all laughed Sasha is a trip man,the usos said. Where the hell is Sasha I'm ready to go I said to myself. As I'm thinking that I here in the background "the boss is here" we all turned and rolled our eyes and laughed. Girl bye trinity told her.
      We are gathering our bags so we can leave and I think to myself aren't we missing people. I ask Sasha where are Eva and Mandy? Oh yeah about them they are riding with rosa and Paige they are filming for total divas so they won't be at the party. Thank god I told myself, don't get me wrong I love being in front of the camera but not when it comes to my personal life. Let's get the show on the road I told banks. We walked out of the arena heading towards the car.
    When we got stop by a group of fans who want to take pictures and get autographs from us. After the fans left we got in the car and started to drive away. That's was nuts Sasha said. Yeah it was and I thought they all where here for you,who knew I have a fan base now. Yeah yeah don't get use to it she said. I laughed and said don't hate that I'm the boss now and your not. She rolled her eyes and girl please I'm the boss leggit. We both laughed and started singing her theme song. Then turned the radio on and started singing along with the songs we know.
       It's a long drive from Houston to Austin about 2-3 hours I'm starting to get sleepy so I see a gas station near by and pull into it to get gas and move around to see if it helps me wake up. Sasha was asleep at the time but she woke up when we stop. What happened she yelled. Chill out we need gas,oh she said I pumped gas and went inside to pay and get some Mountain Dew kick starters the purple ones. I walked out of the gas station and head to the car Sasha ask me if she wants me to let her drive. I said yes please. We went on our way I must have fallin asleep because the next thing I know I'm being woken up by banks. Hey we're in Austin I don't remember how to get to your house from here. So I gave directions to my house it only took about 20 minutes to get there.
      I arrive home and notice a lot of cars parked around my house, people are already here damn can't a girl get a break and set up,I said to Sasha. Girl chill I got this don't worry she told me. The Last time you said that to me I regretted it. We both laughed and went in inside and what was waiting for me was quite a surprise. I walked in to my home and all my friends and co workers were all waiting for me here was a huge welcome home banner hanging up in the living room. I make my rounds and say hi to everyone hugging some people I come to a certain someone that I haven't seen in a really long time it was my partner in crime sharda griffin she came all the way from Georgia.
      Omg sharda girl what are you doing here, I said with excitement. Music started playing and people were starting to make drinks and get in the pool. I decided to go upstairs and change really quick and put make up on and I told sharda to come with me so we could catch up. I ask Sasha you got this as I went up stairs, she replied yep! I walked to my bedroom throw my bags down and walked into my closet to find something to wear, how's life I ask sharda, oh it's good you know same thing different day. I hear that I told her, the house was bumping music was loud, damn that must be my nephew always jamming the music too loud I said! I opened the door and yelled down to him from up stairs hey!! Turn it it down before we get the 50 called on us again! I swear he never listens to me. Sharda was just laughing her ass off at me, she said don't hate on him he's happy you're home is all. Yeah until he gets drunk and I'm having to carry is ass to bed, I told her.
         I finally finish changing and doing my make up, well I guess it time to go socialize, we laughed and went down stairs. I head to the kitchen to make me a drink and notice that someone is attempting to cook and is failing miserably, what the fuck is this, I said out loud! Who is trying to make food! Everyone laughs and look at my nephew. I should have known, he never does anything right. Why do I always get suck making food for people all the time at these parties we have, I ask. Cuz you the only one who can make it right. Whatever! I yelled at him the dogs are going nuts due to the door bell ringing. People yell towards the door it's open, like they always do when I'm having a party. Some of the NXT divas walk in along with trinity and tamina and the usos. And of course like always the usos came up to me and say whatcha cooking Kiki, I looked at them and said not yo business. Damn why you gotta be like that, they told me.
      As more people arrived I was finally done making nachos and pizzas and steak and eggs that my nephew wanted. I decided to go hang out outside by the pool where most of everyone was at, my nephew was being dj I had my feet in the pool when my nephew texted me shitting bricks because dean Ambrose show up with Renee young and he's a huge dean fan. Knowing that dean and Roman are friends I wondered if he was gonna come. As I thought that I got another text from my nephew freaking out it said dude, you will never guess who just walked in!?! I the texted back saying I give up who?? He replied back in all caps ROMAN FREAKING REIGNS!!! Calm down fool I texted back, I got nervous and took off the dress I had on because I had a swim suit on underneath and jumped in the pool to avoid him seeing me.
       I came up for air and sat next to sharda who was talking to some of the NXT guys. She said, girl you missed it Roman reigns came out here, I can't believe he is here, she looked at me and said why aren't you more excited, I sighed and said I'll tell you about it later. Got out of the pool to see where he went, I dried off and went into the house forgetting to put my dress back on, oh well it's my house anyway I do what I want. I get in the house and ask my nephew where did he go? He said he was looking for the bathroom, so I showed him where it was at. Cool I said, I go the the kitchen and told my nephew to play lil Jon's shots!! And I announced time for shots!! I need a few to calm my nerves everyone gathered around as I poured shots of crown and vodka and parrot bay.
    Alright stop the music I yelled and everyone got quite. Sasha came over to stand next to me. Okay everyone she said let toast to our girl Kiki aka Lauren on her making it to the main roster and a great welcome home too, rise your shots in the air And everyone yelled to lauren!!! I'm blushing because I hate being to center of attention. I said thanks to everyone for being here. Let's get this party started I yelled! Damn it I'm freezing because I'm covered in water from being in the pool. I go to turn the stove off and I see him out of the corner of my eye, my heart stopped.
    Hey beautiful, I smiled at him and said hey I didn't think you would come. He said nah I would never miss a welcome home party for one of my friends. He could tell that I had goosebumps from being cold. He said I think we should get you out of those wet clothes, I smiled and said haha very funny nice try, but it ain't gonna happen He laughed and said at least I tried. Salt n peppa push it came on and Sasha and trinity grabbed me so we could go dance. I looked at Joe and mouthed the words sorry. He wink at me as to say it's all good. I can feel the shots kicking in. Joe and the usos come over to dance with us. Joe hands me a drink and I ask is it water? He said no just drink it your nephew made it for you, I can always count on him to get me wasted I thought to myself. We are all having a great time than my nephew gets on the mic and says that this song is for you and point to me and Roman. It was juveniles back that thing up, I said what the hell and chugged my drink and went back to dancing.
    Dear lord please don't let me do anything that I will regret with all these people here so once again I'm bumping and grinding on the world heavyweight champion of the wwe, it's funny how alcohol clouds your judgement. I'm starting to get a little tired so I stop dancing and go outside to get fresh air and I take Joe with me. We sit down at the pool with our feet in it. I just want to say I'm sorry for all the craziness and how I'm always coming on to you. He looked at me like I was stupid and said you don't have to be sorry for anything, your not the married one here. I sighed and said yeah you're right. He put his hand on my hand and said I haven't been totally honest with you. I looked at him confused and said what do you mean?
    He turned to me and said galina and I have been separated for about 2 months now it's been really difficult for us and our daughter. So that argument you saw earlier today wasn't about you at all, it was about her and me choosing wrestling over her and us getting divorced. I was In total shock but at the same time I wasn't really listening because all I was thinking about was kissing him the entire time. I really didn't know what to say, Joe I'm so sorry that's really sucks that you guys have decided to take that route. But like I said before I'm hear for you just as friends. He said yeah I know, I ask him are you hungry do you want something to eat? He laughed and said yeah I could eat. I smiled and said well we can't have the word heavyweight champion go hungry let's see what we got to make for you to eat.
    I got up from the pool and remembered to put my dress on this time and as I did that Roman said aww man really I was just enjoying the view. I turned around and looked at him like he was crazy. He laughed I'm kidding don't kill me. I said yeah you better be. We walked into the kitchen together. I told him okay, champ what do you want to eat. My nephew yelled at me to make him steak and eggs I laughed and said why because it's breakfast for champions! And everyone in the house busted out laughing. So I started cooking and I went to the fridge to see if we had any Miller lite because no one this house drinks beer and I was hoping someone brought some.
    Lucky for me there was enough beer for an army. So I give Joe his plate and beer go sit next to him at the patio table outside its nice and breezy out and there aren't a lot of people out so its good for us. He's really quite not sure if that's a good thing or not, so I ask him how is it? He looks at me and says it's good! Really? You're just saying that. No for real it's good I'm not just say that, he said. Well good I'm glad you like it, we sat and talked for a while about all kinds of stuff like our favorite food, favorite movie, favorite color you know stuff people talking about on a first date, than it hit me are we on a first date?
   No, I said to myself. Roman finished eating and I took his plate and as I grabbed for it he pulled me to his lap and kissed me. I said to him what are you doing there's people here. He said, I don't care who sees us. We leaned in close to each other and kissed again for what seemed like a long time. I couldn't help myself all I wanted to do was rape him in front of everyone here. I ran my fingers through his hair as we kept kissing he put his hand on my back and slowly moved down to my butt. I could feel him getting a boner so I slowly get up from his lap and pulled away from him, and walked into the kitchen to wash the dishes.
   When I finished washing the dishes I looked at the time and it was 3:30am damn I have NXT in like 12 hours and I have a photo shoot in like 4 hours. I need to get to bed. I made an announcement to everyone. I said I love you guys and thanks for coming but I have an early day tomorrow so I'm calling it a night. Good night and be safe please no drinking and driving if you need to crash here that's fine with me. I have plenty of rooms and sleeping bags. I told sharda your staying right? Because I got you tickets to NXT. She said well of course. I said good and we will talk tomorrow I promise. For some reason Roman felt the need to follow me to my bed room.
   I turned to him and said what do you think you are doing? He laughed and I said there's nothing to laugh about I'm being serious. Oh I'm so scared I just need to use the bathroom woman, yeah yeah sure you do, I know what you're trying to do. He used the bathroom and came out after he was done. He said okay I'm Good now and he plopped himself on my bed. I turned to him and said nah uh Joe stop it you can't be doing this I yelled at him! Chill out woman no one said we had to have sex, can't we just go to sleep, why does everything have to be sexual with you, with me! I replied I'm not the married one here, he laughed and said just get in bed I promise I'll be a good boy. I said yeah right, if you don't keep your hands to yourself your gonna end up on the floor. He said yes ma'am I promise then purposely moved closer and put his arms around me and kissed my cheek and said good night. As I fell asleep, it felt so good to feel him next to me.