Poems for Sarcastic People

I didn't.

(I  didn't write this, but this one was written to me. I thought it should get some credit though. So here ya go, Keith... Hope this is what you wanted.)

I knew it was coming soon,

I knew it would hurt.

I imagined it feeling like a punch to the face,

Instead it feels like a pierce to the heart.

That one day you told me you were falling for him,

I knew it was over. I needed to act fast,

But I guess it was faster than I anticipated.

I know you’re still sorry,

But sometimes it sure doesn’t seem like it.

I know when he breaks your heart,

You will be running back to me,

And it will take every ounce of willpower I have to laugh and savor the moment.

I look back to the times when what we had was special,

Aut I know you and him are laughing because you know you fooled me

And you think you have it better.

But you are wrong,

And I hope he treats you like poo.

You try and get him on your side,

Just so you can use him and feel protective of yourself.

And to you my friend I have 6 words,

Go die in a hole,

Please.