Poems for Sarcastic People

Somewhere

I'm somewhere in L.A.,

But you're in Canada, ate.

I just needed to let you know:

I'm here, I'm real. 

And I'll be there

Whenever you need 

Me to be.

There's many miles between us,

But I'm just one call away.

I just wanted to let you know

I had so much fun being your friend.

But our time has come to an end

We say goodbye at 6 a.m...

Send photographs each day, 

Okay?

Don't forget

I'm here, 

And I'll be there.

You're somewhere in Colorado,

While I'm in Ohio,

But always remember to-

Goodbye, baby, goodbye.