Mad Love

♦️The Special Guest♦️

Joker: Now Harley darling could you take out the Bat trash for me.

Harley Quinn: My pleasure hun.

*Harley throws a flying kiss at Joker*

Harley Quinn:  Get ready to face my little cutie pie.

*Harley throws two grenade filled pie at Batman*

*Batman doges them*

*Everything starts to explode and the building is starting to collapse*

Joker: Goodbye Bat Freak I hope you see your price in the next life. *Evil Laugh*

*Harley and Joker took Commissioner Gordon and placed a fake corpse and fleed to the secret escape route heading to their secret lair*

Batman: No it can't be. Gordon is d..ea......d!!!

♦️At the Secret Lair♦️
Joker: That was a really fun game. I bet Batman should be so furious and shocked right now hahahaha.Wait it's not yet over the prize is still with us. But wait we still have fun right Harley? We can play another game.

Harley Quinn: Yes Mr. J . Another game??? Yaaaaay!!

Joker: But this time the one that will decide in what to choose is Commissioner Gordon. We have to be kind to him since Bat Freak lost the game.

*Joker shows Commissioner Gordon set of things a crowbar, a toxic laughing gas, a ticket to the marine zoo, a mallet and a flower*
*Joker ungags Commissioner Gordon*

Joker: Now Commissioner Gordon he is the rule of the game, its simple. First the question will be given to you by our special guest...

Harley Quinn: Is our a special guest R...

Joker: Quiet Harley you'll spoil the fun. As I was saying the special guest will be giving you the questions. If answer the 5 question all correctly, you will be given a lighter punishment and we will grant you your freedom. But if you get a wrong answer you get to choose from what you saw earlier.

Commissioner Gordon: Joker stop this nonsense and just let me go.

Joker: Do you think I'm crazy to let you go just like that? Oh yah I am crazy hahahahaha. Harley is the Special Guest here?

Harley Quinn: He sure is and I think he might been waiting so long.

Joker: Why did you not entertain him? *puts hand on forehead* Harley go open the monitor now.

Harley Quinn: Right away Mr. J

*Harley turns on the monitor*

Riddler: Is this thing on? Oh pleasant day to you all. I'll be your questioner for today. Are you ready? Cuz I am ready. So first question... Riddle me this, Riddle me that ...What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?  Start thinking.

Joker: Sorry to spoil the fun but for every question your given 2 minutes to think and you only get two tries.

Harley Quinn: If were you Gordon I should start thinking cause clocks thinking.

Commissioner Gordon: I never knew that you can think Harley.

Harley Quinn: U wanna piece of me? Take this!!! Kyaaaa!!