Mad Love

♦️Something Fishy♦️

♦️At Joker's Hideout♦️
Harley Quinn: Wakey wakey bats!! You got a big day ahead of you!!

*Harley slaps Batman with a raw fish*

Joker: And now we have you... don't worry we have huge plans for you. Gahahahahaha (Joker laughs)

*Batman tries to touch the button in his arms to call for assistance*

Harley Quinn: And what do you think your doing chump??!!

*Harley grabs Batman's accessory from his arms*

Harley Quinn: Hmmm... you are trying to do something with that thing mayt! Ohhhh the pretty little button beeps.

*Harley touches the button*

*Batman smiles*

♦️At the Batcave♦️
Alfred: Umm ... Sir Dick Grayson the signal of the siren just went on which...

Robin: How many times I have to tell you to call me Robin!!

Alfred: Errr... Sir Robin...Batman just had signaled us with the distress call he might need your help he might be....

*The screen on the bat computer suddenly changes channel*

Joker: Well well look who do we have here??!!! Hahahaha no other than....

*Drum rolls play*

*Joker reveals Batman*

Joker: ....No other than the Dark Knight himself. Hahahha. Want him back? It's easy as 1 2 3 hahahaha. You just have to give me all of the gold that you can find in Gotham in exchange for Bats release. But if you don't to our terms the Gotham goes boom!!! Well see you around mates!!

*Screen shuts off*

Batgirl: What going on in here?

Alfred: Madam...Joker has taken Batman as hostage in return for all the gold in Gotham city.

Batgirl: That wrecked clown and his dirty schemes!!!

*Batgirl bashes her hand at a table*

Batgirl: Alfred ready the bat jet and you Robin your coming with me.

Alfred: As you wish Ma'am ...

*Alfred heads to the bat jet*

Robin: We need to save Batman!! We need to return the favor!!

Batgirl: We gotta devise a plan in order to execute our mission smoothly. They've also got a tricks of their own bit luckily we have a few tricks on our sleeve. So here's what were going to do...

♦️At Joker's Hideout♦️
Harley Quinn: Umm puddin when are we going to know who's behind B-man's mask? Umm so excited can I take his mask off please? Please??!!!

Joker: Quiet Harley I'm thinking here and besides why spoil the fun? Hahaha

*Joker laughs*

Harley Quinn: *sighs* He has a point... Yah why spoil the fun

*Harley Smiles*

Joker: Harley is the bomb ready? Did you ask the henchmen to put the bomb in the heart of Gotham?

Harley Quinn: Hmmmm about that... Ahhh hihihi (Harley giggles in a nervous manner)

Joker: What did you do?!!

Harley Quinn: Well...

*Harley takes a deep breath*

Harley Quinn: *speaks fast* I gave the bomb to Ivy for her bipsidy wimpsidy botanical experiment.

Joker: Are you out of your mind Harley?! Hahaha thats what makes us alike Harley.

Harley Quinn: So your not mad at me Mr. J? Yaaaay

*Harley jumps at Joker*

*Joker pushes Harley away*

Joker: Get that bomb!!! Batfreak's gals is on the way!!!

Harley Quinn: *on a sad tune* On my way Mr. J

*Harley jumps on her car*

*Meanwhile*

♦️At The Botanical Gardens♦️
*Poison Ivy commands her human eating plant to devour the guards that are surrounding the area*

*CHOMP CHOMP , SPLEACH SPLEACH*

Guards: Ghaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Poison Ivy: Hmmmm where could my baby be?

*Poison Ivy summons her plantlings*

Poison Ivy: Here is the scent of what your looking for. Go get my baby!!! Its crying out of pain!!

*Another batch of Police Officers appears on the scene*

Police Officer: It's her go get her!!!

Poison Ivy: Don't get in my way!!!

*Poison Ivy summons a giant poisonous smoke from her plantlings*

Poison Ivy: This would hold them for now!

Police Officer: *suffocates* can't breath...

*The Police Officers faints into the ground*

*Poison Ivy looks back on the fainted Police Officers*

Poison Ivy: Hmmm....On second thought this pact would be a good addition to my collection that could aid me in my future battles.

*A large plant appears and devoured the fainted bodies of the Police Officers as it returns back to the ground*

Poison Ivy: Enjoy!!! My little darlings *evil laugh*

Poison Ivy: Now where is my little baby? That little plant of mine would destroy whole Arkham city, if I could nurture it well.

*Poison Ivy speaks to her plant army*

Poison Ivy: My little plantlings, did you find my little baby?

*Poison Ivy's plants tells her that they found the little plant that she was looking for*

Poison Ivy: Perfect!! Now I will have my ultimate revenge on the people and superheroes that have ruined my life and the life of mother nature!!!