Meme Fanfction- Dat Boi x Pepe

Chapter 1- Introduction and spogetti.

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It was a dank day, for some dank memes. Their love for each other was great ,but today, they discover that for themselves. They were sitting at a small italian restaurant, eating spegootti. They sat across from each other, the tension as high as the power level ( over 9000). They looked up at the same time, and met each other's eyes, then in sync, darted back down. "S..so, PePe how's the girlfriend?"

"Dead"

"Oh shit..w..oh man i'm sorry"

"don't be. I killed her."

"What?!"

"You heard me, i stabbed that bitch and dumped her in a small mexican bar."

"Are you pulling my unicycle m8?"

"No."

" Why would you do that?"

" When a meme becomes irrelevant it is sent to the pits of meme hell to burn. She said i was irrelevant. So i stabbed her so her life would become irrelevant in comparison. She understands how i felt now."

"Dude, that's about as messed up as me without a unicycle."

" I have lived for 7 years, I have seen many memes come and go. Yet i stay. A part of me wishes to die, but the other won't allow it"

" oH ShIT DuDE YoU sHOulD pOSt thAt to TUMBLR. THEY EAT THAT SHIT UP LiKe HuNGrY PuPPiEs"

" I know. My has so many notes because i'm edgy and a feminist. "

" Wow! I'm going to follow that now *cough* ;)"

" Do it"

Now Dat Boi had gotten a rush of courage and met Pepe's eyes.

"I love you"

Said a fat man to his spegotti two tables away.

Dat Boi was nervous. In fact the most nervous of all the memes. He reached into his backpack and pulled out a glock, just slightly, so Pepe could see the handle, but no one passing by would. "You're pretty cool, Pepe. Don't go to meme school tomorrow."

What!??!! Boi, you can't!!"

Dat boi looked down at the ground

"'i'msorry. I just can't deal with this. Im green and they call me a dweeb. I reach into my backpack, they run. I'm just a small time girl, living in a lonely world. I tried to take the midnight train, but they said that i was a green fucking frog and needed to go chase waterfalls."

Pepe looked down

"But that's so...messy"

Dat Boi looked up, and made his decision.