"You don't understand" he sighed
"You don't know what they've done to me."
Pepe reached out his hand and closed his eyes.
"Be safe"
Dat Boi was excited. To shoot the ugly smirk of off John's face, and the screams off just do it off of Shia's face. To see their faces contort into horror and fear and have them beg to let them live. That is what he wants. And that is what he will get.
Pepe was worried. Worried for his friend. And for his secret. He needed to tell Dat Boi. Just in case Dat Boi got caught.
"Dat Boi... I don't think you should do this
It's over if you get caught. And I..."
"What?" Dat boi looked up with curiosity.
"I would miss you. You are my light. The meme that keeps me going each day. Ever since the 'accident' I've needed you. When I was arrested by Donald Trump for being too close to the color orange and trying to interfere with his daily drinking of the dirty mexican blood. He shot me. The only reason i survivedwas Bob the builder. He threw a hammer into Donald's eyes to distract him enough to let me get away. One day a 12 year old minecraft gamer told me i wasn't dank and to drink kilos of bleach. The only thing that kept me from clawing his face off was you. And the severe rules of no meme to human contact. The rule was put into place after an ugly deformity was made after a meme and a human mated. uGhhh. You were the reason I woke up yesterday. You are the reason I woke up today. And you will be the reason I wake up tomorrow. And my alarm clock but that's besides the point. I confess,I want you. Your smell. Your unicycle."
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Meme Fanfction- Dat Boi x Pepe
FanficDat Boi and Pepe at an Italian restaurant and discover their love has no bounds. Spegotti and meme hilarity insures.