A: YO MAMA EDITION

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Yo mama so fat when she passed by the TV I missed the whole series of Harry Potter

Yo mama so fat when she rode the bus she had to pay triple

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool they found water on Mars

Yo mama so fat she got little fat people orbiting around her

Yo mama so fat that before they entered the international eating contest she already won

Yo mama so fat she put Santa to shame

Yo mama sa fat when she sat on gold it cracked

Yo mama so fat they couldn't find the correct XXXXXLLLLLL diaper

Yo mama so fat her fats are pockets

Yo mama so fat she got 7 chins

Yo mama so fat when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

Yo mama so fat she couldn't identify her butt from the rest of her fats

Yo mama so stupid that she placed 25 cent in both of her ears and said "Where's the music?"

Yo mama so stupid that if she threw a rock at the ground, she'd miss.

Yo mama so stupid..... well, you got it from her!

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