Kyara The Zombie Slayer

Chapter 13

I'm in bed right now when I hear everyone talking. I hope it has nothing to do with my birthday, which sadly is today. I get out of bed and walk out of the bedroom.

"SURPRISE!" Everyone yells. Great. They must have stopped somewhere while I was asleep to get the cake and balloons and all the presents and crap. "Are you guys for real?" I ask sarcastically. "Yes, yes we are." Hannah replies. I gotta say she is a very serious person. I told Alex and Jodie before all of this happened that I didn't want to make a big deal about my 17th birthday(or any deal).

After we finish eating cake they make me open presents.

"Here sis." Jodie passes me the first present. I rip it apart to find that it was a Katana. Just what I wanted. My sis knows me so well. Alex passes me the next one. A SNIPER RIFLE! OMG I have always wanted one of these(what store did they go to?). My boyfriend knows me so well too. Those were the only ones they got cause Herbert and Hannah don't know me well enough, and well... Brandon just doesn't like me.

After we finish with my party thing. We decided to have have everyone (except for Brandon cause he's driving)sit down so we can get to know Herbert and Hannah.

"So Herbert tell us about yourself." I say. "Ok well I am 22 years old, I worked as a author, then had a part-time job as a comedian, um, I shared an apartment with my sister who was the one that bit me and that's really it." Herbert explains. "Uh I hate comedians." Hannah remarks. "Well maybe that's because your to serious." Herbert argues. "This is the zombie apocalypse Herbert, you have to be serious." "No, you need to be light-spirited so that you can have some fun and get your mind off of what's happening." Herbert and Hannah rise to their feet. "You think that this is a huge joke?!" Hannah picks up one of the shotguns. "How's this for a joke?" She shoots him in the shoulder but it doesn't do anything to him. "Well that was an unnecessary hole." Herbert jokes. Hannah starts screaming and aim the shotgun at Herbert's head. "THAT'S ENOUGH HANNAH!" I yell. I snatch the shotgun from her and tell her to sit back down.

This is going to be a long trip...