Palatable Wars

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I'm a meat person

He absolutely loves fish

I'm allergic to Sardines

He relishes their deliciousness



Spaghetti, what? I'm no Italian

"Spaghetti's awesome!" he announces, gleefully

Dear lord, let dinner not be noodles

"Please, lord. Let it rain noodles." He prays, excitedly



Oh, precious! Okra's yummy!

"Okra sucks! Can I please have melon?" 

Pizza, what? I'm never going to Italy!!!

"No need to wait for Italy. I'm getting Pizza from Dominos"



What the hell is Masa? I'm not eating bloated bread!

"Try Masa with Yahooza's chicken! It's the most delicious thing ever made."

You don't like yam? Your taste buds must be inverted

"Dear lord, please make yam the next thing that goes extinct!"



Did you add magic? Your fish and chips combo tastes heavenly!

"What did you do, lord? She just agreed to eat Spaghetti."

Please, buy me Masa and Yahooza's chicken!

"I must be dreaming. There's no way yam can ever taste this good."


** Hey guys, this was a very fun poem for me to write. If you enjoyed it, let me know in the comments section. **

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