Drarry OneShots

Viral Dances

After the war, many 7th year student returned to finish their education without the crippling fear of Voldemort among their heads.

After Voldemort was destroyed, muggle and wizard relationships enhanced and Hermione found a way to get smartphones into the castle. This of course included access to Instagram, YouTube, and other common social apps.

Harry hated those "viral dances" , the ones that everyone seemed to be doing whether or not they had actual talent, but he could not just stand there and watch Malfoy dab like an idiot.

"Malfoy you bloody idiot, you dab with your head in one of your elbows! You don't put your face in one of your palms."

"Let's see you try it then, Potter." He replied with a smirk.

This conversation was happening in the 8th year common room, newly added, and attracted everyone's attention.

Harry's cheeks turned pink, he knew how to do it, he just didn't want to do something so embarrassing in front of everyone.

"No way, it's a dumb thing anyway..."

"You're just scared because you can't do it!"

"I can too."

"Prove it."

"Make me."

They ended up closer than expected, and this whole thing suddenly became very gay.

He was only about a foot away from Malfoy, and the tension kept growing.

Harry had a plan. An awful, stupid, and embarrassing plan. But nothing else would have gotten him out of this situation.

He was going to dab.

And that's what he did, it sounds harmless, but what happened was 100 times worse.

When he brought his elbow up, he accidentally punched Malfoy in the face.

He miscalculated the distance between them, and hit that wanker right in the nose. And if that wasn't bad enough, when he brought his arm closer to him so fast, he knocked his glasses off his face and sent them flying.

The room was silent for a few long seconds, and then Malfoy did the unexpected. He giggled.

With a flick of his wand, Harry's glasses were back on his face.

"If you weren't so cute I would have probably punched you back, you know."

And with those parting words, he strode out of the common room.

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These are very short and I apologize, but if you have requests feel free to comment! -Mandy