Percy is famous for forgetting to text back, and when he does he writes a paragraph explaining why he forgot then has a two-minute conversation using only the word "K."
"OMG sooooo sorry I missed your text I was questing and then there was this fucking antelope monster who broke my phone and yeah it was a big mess anyway what's up"
"Oh nothing just saying hi"
"K"
"Hbu"
"K"
*Percy has left the chat
Annabeth has perfect diction and grammar. Any mention of "idk" or "lol," and she will leave the conversation right then.
"Hey Annabeth wanna hang out l8r"
"Excuse me?"
"You wanna get 2gether and swim or somwthing???"
"What is wrong with you? You're a disgrace."
*Annabeth has left the chat
Jason uses waaaay too many emojis. He could be typing out a simple "good morning" and it would include not only a sun, but also a sleepy face, a heart, and a wave. Furthermore, he can't detect sarcasm though the messages.
"Heyy good morning ☀️✌🏻️😘💤😴🕶"
"Oh gods this guy again???? Jason what do you want"
"Oh 😔 nothing 😢🙃"
*Jason has left the chat
"Wait no Jason come back I was kidding Jason no"
"God dammit Jason"
Piper is extremely clingy. If her text isn't answered within the six seconds it takes you to unlock your phone, she will come find you and make sure you're okay.
"Hey pipes sorry what's up"
"WHY DIDNT YOU ANSWER ME"
"Sorry my phone was dead"
"YOU SHITHEAD I WAS WORRIED SICK"
"Chill it's been literally fifteen minutes"
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED IN FIFTEEN MINUTES?!?!?!? AFTER ALL IVE DONE FOR YOU YOU REPAY ME IN WORRIES AND HEARTACHE WELL NO LONGER MUCHACHO"
*Piper has left the chat
Leo is a spammer. Unable to convert his true emotions in a single speech bubble, he will send message after message until he feels satisfied. His record is 1,057. He also texts so fast that his messages are littered with spelling errors.
"OMH."
"ARE UOU SEEING TIS WHAT IS TIS"
"GUYS GUYS LOOK LIIK"
"LITERALLY WHAT IS THIS IM SO VONFUSED"
"DJIT THATYES TSKING TIUSJSUHHORSHOEHVDIIFSHKHD"
*Leo has been removed from the chat by Annabeth
Frank is very nervous about making grammatical mistakes, and he takes several minutes to carefully peck out and proofread his messages. He always feels obligated to correct even the most obvious mistakes.
"Hey, what's uo?"
"Nothing much, u?"
"Sorry, I meant up."
"Got it bro"
"Okay, goid."
"Shoot, I mean good!"
"Oh, no one will ever live me!"
*Frank has left the chat
*Frank has rejoined the chat
"I meant love."
*Frank has left the chat
Hazel gave up on texting a long time ago. She still doesn't understand how anyone can type on such a small screen.
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This idea is kinda funny :D what kind of texter are you?
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