PJO/HoO: Headcanons

50. Bachelor Party

When Percy and Annabeth got engaged, Percy openly admittedly that he couldn't care less about the wedding details as long as he could have an underwater bachelor party.

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REQUEST SHIPS AND STUFF FOR ME TO WRITE HEADCANONS ABOUT OKAY?

So my crush--TJB--broke up with his girlfriend. Yeah.

*cant tell if I should rejoice at that or be disappointed that he's single again but I have no chance*

So last Monday my friends and I started a Burn Book, but it's actually just us ranting about things about our friends that annoy us and I feel so guilty for saying all this stuff...I mean, who knew I could be such a bitch?

My friend ships Pipazel more than Pipabeth. Bitch nah.

Then again I ship perachel so I guess you guys don't think I have much leverage.

OH MY GOSH I WISH I COULD WRITE PERACHEL HEADCANONS BUT I ALWAYS MAKE MYSELF SAD BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY CANT WRITE A NON-TRAGIC PERACHEL HEADCANON OH MY GOD.

Only fifteen days until Christmas!! *happy dance*

I'm a library assistant at my school and the girls that help me with the assisting drew all in my drawing notebook today and I'm still pissed.

My nails look gr8 tonight.

I talk about my friends a lot but you never know what friend I'm talking about because I always say "my friend did this" "my friend did that" etc whoops.

I'm doing this secret Santa thing and I'm getting my person a fat ass bag of Twix and a really pretty sketchbook but I kind of drew on the first page of the gift...my bad...

S'ok though. Probably.

In fifth grade we did this secret Santa thing but I forgot about it until the night before, so I ended up drawing the girl I got a picture and I still feel guilty about it. I think she kind of hates me, too...like did I eternally ruin secret santas for her? Is she as mad about it as I am guilty?

But my crush is single now, and I'm not going to make a move or anything, but when is it appropriate to start texting him again?

Oh yeah and I think he's going to this basketball game on the 30th that I'm also going to with my dad and I didn't even plan that and all I can do is pray that we don't run into each other.

It's okay his girlfriend was a little bitch. She was nice to me, but she's a complete bitch to my friend who I will refer to as MRQ because MRQ also likes him (it's okay, she actually told TJB I liked him and we're both really cool about it) and and my god it's so complicated one day I'll tell you guys about all the drama that's going on okay? I swear.

And today will be that day.

So I'm not actually going to say anyone's names so here are the characters in this tale:

My crush: TJB
My friend who likes TJB as well: MRQ
TJB's ex: EB
EB's friend: MH

Okay so MRQ texted TJB while he was still on the bus, and MH had his phone and texted MRQ pretending to be TJB. She said mean stuff and told MRQ to stop texting TJB and then blocked her number but TJB apologized unblocked her and stuff so that worked out okay. But then a few weeks later he ends things with EB? What?

He apparently liked EB at the beginning of seventh grade but then he kind of stopped, then suddenly at the beginning of eighth grade they're dating? And MRQ asked TJB what he liked about EB once and TJB said "she's smart and funny and cute...I guess" which is never a good reply to "what do you like about your girlfriend" but maybe it's because he knew MRQ liked him so...?

Oh and then there's this other girl named EH who needs to be in another story. So everyone mentioned above except MRQ was at this party and they started bashing MRQ for liking TJB and EH defended her which is good but apparently some shit went down that MRQ doesn't even know the details about? But now the whole school knows she's crushing on him, so all of EB's friends have to hate her by default but I kind of hang out with EB's friends even though I'm not really friends with her and I don't think anybody really knows I like TJB and I'm really scared that since TJB knows someone else is going to find out and everything will turn to crap and AGH THATS NOT EVEN EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT.

I hate my class.

(Did any of that make any sense?)