Jeice, in a wasteland behind a big city: It sure is dirty around here...but nothing at all like Namek. I wonder when this...thing..will get off my head!
*pulls on the huge marshmallow* Aghh! ...Nope. Not budging. How can I live with this for the rest of my life?!
I know! Maybe the readers will find a way to help me get rid of this thing!
--------Ginyu walked into the main room of the ship, where Frieza was located. He hadn't heard of what had taken place in the other room.
He said to him: "Lord Frieza."
"What is it, Ginyu?"
Ginyu, hesitant to answer: "Well, we kind of....."
Frieza: "Well..?"
Ginyu: "We banished Jeice from The Ginyu Force, sir."
Frieza: "You did what?"
Ginyu: "He wasn't necessary, was he?"
Frieza: "I considered him to be better than those buffoons! I assumed something had happened to him. It's been a long time since he's returned. What have you done?!"
He looked over at Guldo and Recoome, who were a bit shocked.
Ginyu was scared. "I apologize, sir."
Frieza: "And what was your reason for doing so?"
Ginyu: "Well...." He looked to the side, at a loss for words. He also didn't know if Frieza needed to know of what had happened.
Frieza: "WEEEELLLLL..?"
Ginyu: "He is...stickyheaded now, sir."
Frieza, staring at the Captain: "Thickheaded is more like it, Ginyu. What in the world are you talking about? You're acting absurd and out of order."
Captain Ginyu: "He.....let me put this in a way that sounds logical...never mind-forget logical-this is outrageous....he grew a marshmallow farm on his head, sir."
Frieza, growing interest: "Well, I have seen some strange things in my time but never this. I want to see it for myself. Take me to him!"
Ginyu: "Sir-"
Frieza, while laughing a bit: "Just do it. I know it sounds ridiculous but I WANT TO SEE!!!!"
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The Ginyu Force Returns! Jeice Has A Problem...A Dragon Ball Z Story
FanfictionThe Ginyu Force has returned from a battle on New Namek. They land on Earth. But, Jeice brought home with him a big problem. What will he tell Frieza? WARNING: CONTAINS LINES OF EXTREME STRANGENESS AND WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF THIS ST...