Cloud: *bored on the internet* Ah all these fanfictions make me blush... I just wish they had more of my waifu...
Lightning and Tifa: *stares at Cloud* YOU HAVE A WAIFU?!
Cloud: Yeah O.O! She's beauty... And grace..... ahhhhh *drools*
Tidus: TELL US. TELL US YOUR WAIFUUUUUU OUO
Cloud:.... No
Tidus: D:
Zidane: PLZ CLOUD I THINK ALL THE FANS WANNA KNOW
Cloud: Alright... Um... She's so pretty... Haha.. Nice red eyes.... Her voice... I just wanna hear it forever--
Tifa: Just tell me who she is
Lightning: We get the picture Cloud
Cloud: mILLA MAXWELL OK NOW GO AWAY LET ME GO TO LALA LAND WITH HER.
Everyone: .......
Lightning: Cloud she's a fictional character you can't-
Cloud: I KNOW. I CRY EVERY TIME.
Tifa: *whispers* I didn't know he was a fanboy.
Zidane: *whispers back* I think fangirl is appropriate for this moment.
Cloud: I really want her to-
Lightning: O____O *smacks hand over Cloud's face* cLOUD NO THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN. THE CHILDREN MAN THE CHILDREN. >W<
Cloud: ........ But I-
Lightning: NO.
Lightning: CLOUD YOU ARE NOW PUNISHED. GO TO YOUR ROOM
Cloud: But... I'm older than you...
Lightning: BUT I'M TALLER SO HA. GO NOW.
Cloud: :'< But Light-
Lightning: N O
Cloud: :'< *walks to room slowly*
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No. I do not ship Cloud with Milla it's just a crack ship ok so don't sue the LightningxCloud or TifaxCloud or SephirothxCloud or AerithxCloud or even ZackxCloud shippers on me O_O I SWEAR IT'S JUST FOR HUMOR FORGIVE ME *bows down*
Btw this is Milla Maxwell, from Tales of Xillia
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I couldn't think of anyone else :,) the only thing that made me think of bringing them together is there blond hair.
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