So if you're wondering where the heck these come from this comes from stupid quotes from school :> hope you enjoy weirdo freshmen/high school students quotes.
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Teacher: Ok so when you see fractions what's your first thought?
All class: Multiplicative inverse!
Noctis: KILL IT!
Everyone: *stares at Noctis*
Noctis :>
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Zidane: I SPEAK ONLY IN BINARY! 11000011110001
Cloud: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER!
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Noctis: *doing a summon character on a game on his phone*
Prompto: *doing dramatic sounds* AND... TRASH!
Noctis: *gets a good character on his game*
Prompto:...... NOT TRASH!
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Teacher: Ace you look like you have something to say!
Tidus: Who's Ace?
*entire class stares at Tidus*
Ace:...... I feel the love.
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Noctis: *opens up lunchbox* .......
Cloud: what is is Noct?
Noctis: That moment when Ignis gives you veggies instead of a sand which......
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Teacher : *explaining something*
Zidane: *raises hand*
Teacher: Yes Zidane?
zidane: may I use the restroom?
Teacher: no.
*later*
Zidane: NOW may I use the restroom?
Teacher: No!
*later*
Teacher: ok now you may use the restroom..
Zidane: *runs out of the class*
Everyone: *watches*
Teacher: Why is he going right?! The bathrooms are on the left!
Noctis: um. Idk.
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Final Fantasy Abridged.
RandomWanring: Extreme randomness. Innocent Noctis. Screaming. More screaming and LOTS MORE SCREAMING. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Once upon a time there was a land called whats it called it and there was supposed to be a war between Cos...
