Note: This isn't my original humor. This is something I found on a youtube video online. But it was so funny I had to make a FF version!
Cloud: Hey good morning guys!
All in classroom: Good morning officer Cloud!
Prompto: A cop in a windbraker? That's a cool look man.
Cloud: Oh thank you, thank you.
Cloud: Now I wanna talk to you kids today about something I call Stranger Danger
Cloud: Sometimes, especially now around Halloween.
Cloud: You know, uuuh, you may find yourself in a situation where you're confronted by a stranger without a parent or guardian nearby.
Prompto: So far so goooood!
Cloud: Ok, so let's say a man pulls up into the school parking lot and he's in a van. And he offers you some candy.
Prompto: OHH I LIKE CANDY :DD
Cloud: Uhh, well we all like candy! BUT the question is WHAT should you DO?
Prompto: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT CANDY!
Cloud: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
Cloud: Now the man. Says what you have to do is to get into his van to have that candy.
Prompto: GET IN THAT VAN!!!
Cloud: No no no, nono no.
Cloud: I'm sorry it's on me, it's on me. I should have clarified.
Cloud: The man is a stranger you don't know the man.
Prompto: Ok so then you go,
Prompto: Whats your name? I'm Prompto
Prompto: where you from? I'm from Insomnia.
Prompto: Everything checks out
Prompto: then HOPE INTO THAT VAN AND GET THAT CANDY!!! :DD
Sarah: Ohhh! I get it! So if you INTRODUCE yourself to a STRANGER they're not a stranger anymore!
Cloud: No no, no no that's wrong, that's wrong!
Cloud: I'm sorry but what was your name?
Prompto: Prompto.
Cloud: Ok so, Plumpto here is clearly...uh... misinformed..uh.. BUT she SOUNDS very confident. And that might be throwin some of the rest of you off.
Cloud: But the bottom line is you should never, EVER talk to strangers.
Prompto: Woah, woah HOLD UP!
Prompto: I can't talk to em'?!
Prompto: I'm CHILLIN in this dude's sweet van, eatin' all his candy.
Prompto: AND I'm supposed to just sit there in total silence??
Prompto: That is classic BAD MANNERS man...
Vanilla: Ya that's disrespectful officer Cloud!
Hope: YA YOU'RE MEAN SIR!
Cloud: Ok guys...
Cloud: When I say don't talk to strangers. That INCLUDES NOT GETTING INTO THE VAN.
Prompto: Mr. Officer listen, let's back this thing up.
Prompto: *stands up from desk* There's candy involved right?
Prompto: Now for me, I am ALL about candy.
Prompto: and if all I have to do to get said candy is to is hang out in a van? I AM NOW ALL ABOUT VAN'S!!!
Zidane: Prompto is right I'm starting to see vans a whole new way now! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CANDY YOU CAN FIT IN A VAN!
Hope: Hey guys! There's a van parked across the street! If it's there after school, let's all approach and ask the driver for candyy :)
Cloud: NO NO NO NO!
Cloud: Don't do that.
Noctis: Officer Cloud! Because of you, when I grow up. I wanna drive a van and give out candy to kids :)
Noctis: I LOVE VANS!!!!!!!
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