Agenda Poems

Remote-Controled Girl

There once was a girl, a Remote-Controled Girl

Who's actions were as funny to her tormenters as alien to her.

For whoever held her remote had complete and utter power,

And Remote-Controled Girl sat and sobbed by the hour

In a remote corner of the classroom where she was doomed to stay

And be forced by kindergardeners to do everything their way.

Until one day during nap time she had had enough.

She stood up and walked over to the children in a huff.

She reached in and pulled out her remote-controled insides

And stuck them firmly to those sleeping kids hides.

She went back to her corner, gave a big smile and sat down,

Since for once now she could make them the class clowns.