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Sherlock Holmes- Alcohol (h)

Sherlock One Shot

Alcohol never really worked with many people, let's be honest.

Unfortunately, John was one of those guys that got drunk and then became completely incoherent at times, as well as acting as if he knew nothing about the world.

Out of the three of you, you were the only one that didn't drink – you would have the occasional beer or glass of wine or champagne, but you didn't drink just because everyone else was.

Tonight was one of those nights where John had managed to get completely and utterly drunk, Sherlock had drunk a little but it didn't have an effect on him and you had stuck to non-alcoholic beer.

You were sat on Sherlock's lap, watching as John picked up his phone as if it was some alien technology. He then looked at Sherlock, and lobbed the phone towards you and your boyfriend "Human, explain this device to me" John demanded.

The phone hit you in your stomach, and damn did John have a good throw.

Sherlock picked the phone up, "It's a phone, you call people with it" Sherlock spoke nonchalantly, as he threw the phone back at his friend.

John sighed, and somehow managed to get himself up onto his feet "I am going to my bed" John announced, as if it was the most important thing in the world.

You and Sherlock watched as John stumbled out of the living room, up the stairs and into his room as you heard the door slam shut.

Sherlock laughed a little, and buried his head in your neck "I don't understand how he can get that drunk" Sherlock mumbled.

You started to play with Sherlock's fingers, "Well you give him free reign on the alcohol and he drinks it" you said in a kind of self-explanatory way.

"But you don't do that" Sherlock tried to defend himself, which caused you to roll your eyes at his rather pathetic excuse.

He may be a smart arse, but sometimes he doesn't sound it.

"Because I don't drink dumbass"

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Written by Hannah.