Dinald paniced, he started flipping tables, punching babies and eating the wall of the Starbucks. "HOLY SHIIEETTT!" He screeched as he punched another baby. The baby punched Donald back and he went flying through the Starbucks wall. "FUCK YOU BABY" The magic voice from the sky talked to him again, "Bruh, not kewl."
"WHAT EVEEERRRR!" He moaned. "I need to save my sweet ass daughter from Dat Boi and Bernie Sanders..."
"Go fuck Dat Boi Dinald, then he'll give you your daughter." Said the magic voice from the sky. "Ew wtf is wrong with you?" Donald replied."Lots of things.." He decided to ignore the voice and started to sing. "I WILL COME AN-" But he was cut off by a brick hitting him in the head. "Ow wtf..??" Donald asked, confused af. "STOP SINGING NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT!!" Another brick was thrown at the Trumpster. He passed out in the middle of the road, when a white van pulled up to him. "Hurry, grab him!" Commanded a kind of familiar voice. "Okay okay..." The strange man dragged Dinald into his van a slammed the door shut.
~Timeskip~
"W-where am I?" Donald looked around with his crusty eyes, only seeing walls. Then he saw a familiar looking ass, "Ivanka?" He yelled. "Ew gtfo dad." Just then Bernie Sanders and Dat Boi walked in with a chainsaw.
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Dinald Tremps Luv
FanficDis is a story about Donald Trump and his adventures through the emotion called 'Luv'.
