Kik |-/ Joshler

Chapter 23

He couldn't believe it. Josh.. Was finally here. Joshua Dun.
JOSHUA DUN!
JOSHUA DUN IS ACTUALLY HERE, Tyler thought.
JOSH IS HERE TO SEE HIM.
JOSH.
DUN.
JOSHUA.
FUCKING.
DUN.
"JOSHUA DUN!!!" Tyler yelled, accidentally.
Josh looked over. "Wha?!"
Tyler blushed. "Oh um.. Hi.. How's it going?"
Josh laughed. "It's going fantastic Tyler. But yeah anyway, I'd like everyone to meet Brendon," he said, while waving his hands around Brendon.
Brendon lazily looked around at everyone. "Hi," he simply said, pulling all the bags inside.
Tyler walked up to Josh. He's actually here..
Tyler decided to make sure this wasn't a dream, by punching himself. He was definitely awake, and everyone was definitely staring at him.
"Um.. Why did you just punch yourself in the arm?" Jenna asked.
"Well uh..." Tyler looked down. "Ummmm..."
Josh smiled. "He practicing for when I fight him."
Tyler looked over, shocked. "We're gunna.. F-fight?!"
Josh nodded. "Yep, right now."
"Wait but what if I'm not ready--" Tyler got cut off to Josh pouncing on him, and pinning him on the floor.
"JOSH WINS!" He yelled, while staring at the helpless Tyler, laughing.
"G-get off Joshhhh..."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."

Jenna watched them argue. She then pulled Brendon and Patrick away.
"Guys," she whispered, "this is a week of Joshler. Only Joshler. Alright? We will not give one fuck about anything, except Joshler. Is that clear?"
Brendon raised his hand. "No."
"Yes," corrected Jenna.
Patrick smiled. "Goals as hell though to be honest."
Jenna then walked back over to Josh and Tyler, who were still arguing.

"No."
"Yes."
"No times infinity."
Josh stopped smiling. "Damn, your good." He carefully got off the small Tyler, and helped him up. "So, what are the plans for today? I was hoping me and Tyler could snuggle all day," he said while putting an arm around him and laughing.
Tyler was literally dying inside.

Jenna then got an idea. "Yeah, hey Ty, why don't you go show Josh around the house, and get him to meet your brothers and sister? And I'm sure your mom would like to meet him when she comes home later too?"
Tyler shrugged. "Uh.. Okay."
Tyler then led Josh upstairs.

As soon as they were gone, Jenna jumped up, pulled Patrick and Brendon to the basement door, and literally pushed them down the stairs. Luckily, there were a pile of pillows at the end of the stair case, that Tyler missed cleaning when Jenna told him to stop cleaning, so Brendon fell in the pile and Patrick fell on top of Brendon.
"OW HOLY FUCK!!!" Brendon yelled, as Patrick fucking fell on him.
"Whoa sorry dude," He said, getting off poor Brendon.

Jenna ran down the stairs, switched on the lights, and pulled the two over to the couch.
"Guys," she said, "we need to have a top secret meeting about Joshler right now." Brendon shook his head. "You are fucking insane."
"Thank you," she said. "Now, we need plans on how we are going to make Joshler real. I don't think the phone plan we were talking about is going to work, and the date one might work. But I dunno. I think, we should just influence them to LOOOOVE each other-- or wait! I just got an amazing idea..." Jenna smirked and laughed.
"Oh dear god," Brendon said.
Patrick smiled. "Jenna has Joshler dedication. I like that."
"It's not just dedication, she is obsessed. And it's terrifying. And I think I'm going to leave," Brendo said.
"No you're not leaving Brendon, WE NEED YOU!"
"Oh my fucking god fine."
Jenna smiled. "Alright guys, WE GOTTA ALL PLAY TRUTH OR DARE AND DARE THEM TO KISS AND STUFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
"Isn't that a kids game..." Brendon asked.
Jenna nodded. "Yes but it doesn't matter. It will work, and it will be great. We should also take a picture of them doing cute things oh my goshhhhh! Oh wait, I wonder what they're doing right now!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE JOSHLER!" Jenna said, screaming.
Brendon was terrified, and Patrick on the other hand, was excited as shit for this.
"Joshler is goals.. And perfection.." She said dreamily.

"Alright and um.. This is the room you're gunna be in.." Tyler said, leading him to his room.
Josh walked into the bedroom and looked around. "I don't like it."
"Why?!"
"Because it's not your bedroom."
"JOSH!" Tyler awkwardly laughed and looked to the side.
Josh smiled. "I'm just joking with ya dude.." He then mumbled "maybe," and went to go jump on the bed.
Tyler watched him jump up and down. "You act like a child."
"Being a child is fun, Tyler. Why dontcha give it a try?"
Tyler shook his head. "Nah."
Josh gracefully stepped off the bed, picked up Tyler, and threw him on it.
Tyler squealed and landed face first into a pillow. Josh started laughing and jumped up right next to him. He laid down on his back, and looked at Tyler. "How's it going, wife?"
Tyler shook his head. "I'm not your wife!"
"Yes you are."
"No!"
"Yes times infinity."
"Hey! Ughhhhhhh that's not fair."
"It's totally fair, Sir Tyler."
"Oh my goodness gracious do not bring Sir Tyler back!"
"Oh but Sir Tyler, you love this name and you KNOW IT!"