chapter 32

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Josh: tyjo

Tyler: hi josh

Josh: so jennas making us hang out?

Tyler: apparently

Josh: good ;)

Tyler: lord, Josh

Josh: I'm feeling kinda down

Tyler: oh no

Josh: I think I need Tyler puns so I can cringe :/

Tyler: oh okay!!

Tyler: let's bring back Jennalous

Josh: no that's so terrible

Tyler: no it's tyleriffic

Josh: you're using the same puns

Tyler: I can't think of anything else

Josh: laaaaame.

Tyler: Josh dun

Josh: what

Tyler: Josh sun

Josh: oh no

Tyler: Josh nun

Josh: stop

tyler: Josh shun

Josh: I'm going to Josh shun you

Tyler: ok I'm sorry

Josh: no keep going

Tyler: thought so

Tyler: Josh pun

Tyler: Josh run

Josh: ok now stop

Tyler: really

Josh: yes

Tyler: ok

Josh: I want a good old fashion Tyler Joseph story

Tyler: oooohh

Josh: yeah

Tyler: yeah

Josh: do it

Tyler: give me a second I need to think

Josh: pffft

Tyler: ok once upon a time

Josh: yes.

Tyler: there was a frog man

Josh: I'm the frog man

Tyler: no you're not

Josh: why

Tyler: no

Josh: ok

Tyler: the frog man liked eggs

Josh: I'm the egg

Tyler: no Josh

Josh: yes Josh

Tyler: Josh stop

Josh: Tyler stop

Tyler: JOSH

Josh: TYLER

Josh: ok I'll stop

Tyler: so one day the frog man was eating his eggs

Josh: hot

Tyler: and in one of the eggs he found Josh dun

Josh: there I am.

Tyler: there you are

Josh: continue, please your majesty

Tyler: that's right I'm queen tyjo

Tyler: but the frog man didn't know what a Josh dun was so he googles it on his Apple computer

Josh: what's a josh

Tyler: he looks it up and it only shows pictures of aliens

Josh: YES

Tyler: so the frog man thinks Josh dun is a witch

Josh: what

Tyler: burn the witch

Josh: n O

Josh: NO

Josh: DIOS MIO

Tyler: dios mio?

Josh: it's Spanish

Tyler: ah.

Tyler: Domingo en fuego

Josh: Domingo oh hell no

Josh: better not burn the witch

Tyler: Domingo oh hell no doesn't make sense

Josh: Tyler I just made it up it wasn't like supposed to make actual sense

Tyler: oh

Tyler: well anyway

Tyler: the frog man quickly picks up the Josh dun and puts him in a jar

Josh: I am trapped

Tyler: yeah

Josh: yeah yeah yeah

Tyler: the Josh dun yells bc uh

Josh: having trouble with your story?

Tyler: no way.

Tyler: he yells because avocado toast.

Josh: AVOCADO TOAST

Josh: HELP IM TRAPPED IN A JAR WITH AVOCADO TOAST

Tyler: yeah!!

Josh: pfffft I'm laughing

Tyler: that's the point

Tyler: the frog man laughs and puts the Josh dun on the counter for safe keeping

Tyler: still in the jar of course

Josh: how ever will I escape

Tyler: the end

Josh: .. what

Tyler: THE END JOSH

Josh: WHAT

Tyler: DO YOU THINK LIFE IS JUST THAT EASY

Josh: I

Tyler: YOU GET BURNED JOSH

Josh: NO

Tyler: YES

Josh: AW MAN

Tyler: I'm joking I'm not done

Josh: YES

Tyler: HAHA JUST KIDDING I AM DONE

Josh: WH A T

Tyler: HA

Josh: STOPSJFKAJFJS

Josh: YOURE TOYINGFN SITH MY EMOTIONOS

Tyler: EMOTIONOS

Josh: SJDKAHDJSHDJ

Tyler: sounds like a... a Mexican delicacy

Tyler: try your emotionos, free depression in every box

Josh: a delicacy cereal

Tyler: yeah

Tyler: I want some

Josh: I dunno about that

Josh: I want happy not depression

Tyler: oh true

Tyler: what cereal do you recommend then

Josh: JOSH DUN-O'S

Tyler: what

Josh: free hugs in every box

Tyler: my favorite cereal

Josh: free sexy time with Josh dun in every box

Tyler: JOSHSJAKFJSKD

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