Merry Christmas Y'all

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hey amigos
merry fucking Christmas

so I'm actually a human tortilla and I'm not gunna update from the next chapter :)

enjoy ur Christmas chapter that has nothing to do with the last chapter

enjoy !! ily!! all!! merry!! Christmas!!

tylerjoseph3: ugh

joshuadun: ugh what

tylerjoseph3: I

joshuadun: it's Christmas

tylerjoseph3: I'm sick

joshuadun: SICK ON CHRISTMAS

tylerjoseph3: :(

joshuadun: at least we're not women

tylerjoseph3: wym

joshuadun: we don't have our period on Christmas

tylerjoseph3: idek what a period is

joshuadun: me neither

joshuadun: maybe it's like once a month women give birth to an alien and they send it to the government

tylerjoseph3: I don't think so

tylerjoseph3: I do know one thing tho

joshuadun: what

tylerjoseph3: the government won't use my goshdarn taxes to fill holes with more cement

joshuadun: oddly specific

tylerjoseph3: yeah I'm writing a song and I think I'm gunna use that in it

joshuadun: sing it for me

tylerjoseph3: later

joshuadun: fine babe

tylerjoseph3: cut me farther

joshuadun: what

joshuadun: I

tylerjoseph3: than I've ever been

joshuadun: o

joshuadun: smh Tyler I'm getting real Tyler'd of your shit

tylerjoseph3: oh you wanna play this game again

joshuadun: try me

tylerjoseph3: I don't feel like it. you'll just be Jennalous

joshuadun: JENNALOUS IS SO BAD IT DOESNT EVEN SOUND LIKE JEALOUS

tylerjoseph3: smh Josh

joshuadun: we're not even talking about Christmas

tylerjoseph3: MERRY CHRISTMAS JISHWA

joshuadun: MERRY CHRISTMAS TYJO

tylerjoseph3: MERRY CHRISTMAS

tylerjoseph3: let's say what we're thankful for

joshuadun: you do that on thanksgiving

tylerjoseph3: I'm thankful for when Josh does the squinty eye thing

joshuadun: what

tylerjoseph3: say what you're thankful for

joshuadun: uhm

joshuadun: I'm thankful for your beautiful voice

tylerjoseph3: thanks

joshuadun: no problem.

ok amigos short chapter ik I got a lot going on but I just wanted to post on Christmas Eve aaaaa

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