Kik |-/ Joshler

Chapter 9

tylerjoseph3: ugh...

joshuadun: morning sunshine

tylerjoseph3: I had like the worst dream..

joshuadun: that wasn't a dream

tylerjoseph3: I WAS ACTUALLY HIGH?!

joshuadun: yep, on safe, dentist drugs

tylerjoseph3: why is the convo deleted?

joshuadun: idk

tylerjoseph3: why is my mom questioning my sexuality?

joshuadun: would ya look at the time

joshuadun: I'm late for.. eating

tylerjoseph3: why does she think I have a boyfriend.....

joshuadun: please leave ur message after the beeeeeeeeeep

Tylerjoseph3: WHY IS MY "BOYFRIENDS" NAME JOSH

joshuadun: idk

joshuadun: don't ask me

Tylerjoseph3: I can't believe you told my mother I was gay

tylerjoseph3: how could you

joshuadun: I didn't know u were gay

joshuadun: u little cutie

tylerjoseph3: grrr

joshuadun: I can't say I wasn't expecting it tho

joshuadun: oops

Tylerjoseph3: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Joshuadun: u act really gay

joshuadun: :P

Tylerjoseph3: no I don't!

joshuadun: yes u do, honey

tylerjoseph3: ugh u r so annoying

joshuadun: but u love it

Tylerjoseph3: I do

joshuadun: huehuehue

tylerjoseph3: what am I supposed to say to my mother now

joshuadun: tell her I'm looking forward to marrying her son

tylerjoseph3: oh shut up :P

joshuadun: lol tell her

tylerjoseph3: seriously

joshuadun: yes

Tylerjoseph3: ugh fine

joshuadun: omg

tylerjoseph3: she said good, can't wait for a baby

joshuadun: let's have a child Tyler

tylerjoseph3: oh my god shut upppp...

joshuadun: what should we name our child

joshuadun: Tyler this is important

tylerjoseph3: name it fuckyoujosh

joshuadun: I was thinking more of like Joshler

tylerjoseph3: JOSHLER?!

Joshuadun: it's our ship name, created by my brother

joshuadun: do u like it

tylerjoseph3: OMG JOSH STOP

joshuadun: you love it Tyler

tylerjoseph3: Jishwa please

joshuadun: no not that name again

tylerjoseph3: Jishwaaa

joshuadun: ugh

joshuadun: I'm going to take a shower, brb

tylerjoseph3: no don't leave me

joshuadun: I can send u pictures of me in the shower

Tylerjoseph3: please don't come back until ur out of the shower

joshuadun: I thought so

tylerjoseph3: geez..

joshuadun: hello u hot mother fucker I'm back

tylerjoseph3: sTop calling me that, and also, you literally were gone for 3 minutes

Joshuadun: I take quick showers, babe

tylerjoseph3: ur creeping me out

joshuadun: I can get a lot creepier

Tylerjoseph3: OH MY LORD

tylerjoseph3: PLEASE STOP

joshuadun: Tyler bitch I have a question

tylerjoseph3: why are you being so mean to me right now :(

joshuadun: will u be my boyfriend

tylerjoseph3: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAKT WAITI IWAJTIVIJECJ JWHAT

joshuadun: will u

tylerjoseph3: I UM

tylerjoseph3: R U SERIOUS

joshuadun: dgb

Tylerjoseph3: WHAT-

Joshuadun: kdkf

Tylerjoseph3: ?!

Joshuadun: lslfk

Tylerjoseph3: ummm..

Joshuadun: Tyler I am so sorry

tylerjoseph3: ..

joshuadun: my brother took my phone

tylerjoseph3: oh thank god...

tylerjoseph3: u were really scaring me there

joshuadun: I am so sorry Tyler bear

joshuadun: I will make it up to u by singing a song

Tylerjoseph3: yay?

Joshuadun: immmm singinggg over teeexxxtttt.. To a hooootttt boyyyy.. imm also nooott weaaarrringg clothessss

tylerjoseph3: EW WHAT

joshuadun: but tyyyylerrr my baaabyyy loves meeee no maaattterrr what I doooooo

Tylerjoseph3: I don't like this song

joshuadun: nOW LOVE ME AND SEND ME 30 PICS OF U

tylerjoseph3: I wasn't emotionally prepared for that

joshuadun: it's okay

joshuadun: that's the end of the song btw

tylerjoseph3: hey Josh

joshuadun: yea?

tylerjoseph3: never sing to me again.